Harsh Handjobs

By Saffy Purcell

Written by: Saffy Purcell

Oddly enough I watched the 90s flick “Hotshots” the other day. I can’t believe I still laughed at the part where Charlie Sheen kicked his enemy’s balls so hard that he spewed out his nuts. I entered the site Harsh Handjobs with dear old Charlie in mind but it wasn’t as brutal as I expected. Maybe I shouldn’t be watching lowbrow and slapstick comedies anymore so I can be more objective on reviewing CBT porn. Then again, if you are looking for cock and ball torture that is a little less harsh than those done by paid Dominatrices then this site is perfect for you. Come to think of it, it’s a handjob site with a kick of ballsy British attitude.

The Layout

HarshHandjobs have a very simple layout. The site is divided into few tabs – they only have Home which has the list of movies, Highest Rated, My Favourites and Coming Soon. Browsing through the site is very easy because of its clear-cut layout. Each page is divided into four areas containing four different movies. Each movie has its web player, still shots, download links, scene description and ratings.

The Content

If you fancy seeing an uncut cock being brutalized over and over again by different ladies then go ahead and enjoy what this British chap has for you. So far, his cock has been mistreated 27 times on 28 videos, counting a behind-the-scenes New Years special. You can either watch their movies online or download them in various formats. They have an HD Windows Format, a WMV format that can be downloaded in four different parts, an iPod version and an MPEG4 format.

If you are particular about still shots, they quite disappointingly offer only mediocre-quality photos. You can either browse through them in their online gallery or download a ZIP file.

As I’ve mentioned earlier, there is only one guy here – faceless, nameless – getting all the cock-whacking from various women. For some reason, he is surrounded by hot sadistic women who vent out their frustrations on him by punching, slapping, bending, squeezing and sometimes even biting his poor wiener. He gets his dick beaten up by a student, his lovers, his plump wife and her best friend, his boss, a nun, a stranger plus many others. No matter how much they batter his pole though, they always end up with their hands filled with his goo.

The WOW Factor and Bonuses

There has been 10 movies added since New Years, so let’s do the math. That is about a total of at least three videos per month which ain’t that bad. Their Coming Soon area is great because it gives you details of upcoming scenes plus the date that they will be launching. By the time this review is posted there should be a new scene for members like you. There is no bonus content though, so you will have to wait for the new updates by remaining loyal to this site alone.

The Price

$20.00/30 days

The Rating: 7/10

If you don’t have the spine to take on harsher CBT porn, yet you enjoy watching a cock getting some serious whacking and wanking, then this site is perfect for you. With a bit more content added to its fine collection of HD flicks though, it would be an even better deal.

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