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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
If you want them, the best way to persuade is not by chasing them away, but by making them come to “you”. That is how My Love GFs manage to get thousands of models up their site. They know they don’t need to move a muscle because there are tons of women who would jump at the chance to become instant pornstars.
The Layout
Claiming the title “the world’s biggest user-submitted girlfriend porn archive” is a big challenge for them most especially the programmers and their designers. MyLoveGFs didn’t seem very successful in the layout department because the instant impression I got once I entered the Member’s Area – too much clutter! Their home page is being shared by two other sites and it is a bit confusing to see so many tabs from different sites in one single page. They don’t even offer a reliable search function that will help surfers on finding exactly what they want. They only have a search bar that will help surfers find particular words that are present on the title of the videos.
The Content
Just as expected from a site that supposedly got their content from submitters, this site have thousands of treats. There is no way to know what the site contains unless you browse through every single page because there are no categories. In my hours-worth of browsing, I came across different hot amateurs mostly white chicks doing some solo action, others engage on one-on-one straight sex, there are a couple of lesbians and there are a number of three ways and interracial offerings.
I started counting every single one of its vast collection. Every page contains 20 videos when I was on 2000th I call it quits. Each video though only has an average length of three minutes and the playback is mediocre to poor. You can download them but heck, almost all of them are too short that watching the flash version is just as good since it didn’t have to buffer too long.
Just as expected, there are even more photosets that you can choose from. There are more than 4000 sets that you can view online or download as Zip file. They offer different resolutions to choose from but their best quality is just average in our book.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Honestly, you will never run out of smut to watch in this regularly updated site. There is so much videos that the bonus content might just blow you away. As mentioned earlier, they are sharing the home page with two other sites – My Emo GFs and My Wife is a Bitch. Subscribing entitles you to enjoy the equally massive collection of those two other sites as well.
The Price
$1.00 – 3 days
$39.87 – 30 days
The Rating: 6/10
Despite the fact that they offer mediocre video quality and not so impressive photo resolution, this is one of the best spots to go to if you want to drown yourself in amateur smut.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Indeed, it’s been a long time since we last posted a review here and I hate to admit it but I sure miss getting my hands on some awesome smut and having the license to say what I think about it! Things have been very, very hectic but rest assured we will still make sure that we lead you to the right path towards quality smut. Now, how can you go wrong with a fun-seeking amateur couple who has had years of experience in producing porn? Meet them as they share their naughty misadventures here on Sex My Wife.
The Layout
SexMyWife is exactly how I imagined an amateur yet effective web site to look – simple, easy on the eye and fool proof. The menu is on the sidebar is a good spot and they don’t add unnecessary links that will confuse their visitors. It is very easy to navigate around and they only focus on what really matters – the smut.
The Content
There are a lot of porn movies that just don’t make it to the cut when it comes to content. Some really do well in setting up a great scene and recruiting the hottest stars but even in smut, some tends to hate superficiality. If you enjoy raw and spontaneous porn, this couple can truly deliver with their swinger lifestyle that leaves nothing to the imagination. Man, woman, black, Latino, Asian, newbie, porn legends, name it the sexy MILF Mandy did them.
There are 148 videos that you can enjoy but there is no way that you can download or watch it in full length. It is such a shame that we have the perfect model, with the perfect figure and the perfect skills in doing the nasty but the quality of the Window Media Video format clips are nothing close to flawless.
Good thing they were able to do a good job in the photo department. There are 178 photosets that you can either view as a slideshow or you can download them as a Zip file. The resolution is crystal clear falling short to be considered high definition.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
If you are looking for an amateur site that offers exclusive content and updates at least twice a month then this is the perfect go-to place. There are scheduled live shows if you want to see Mandy in her rawest scenes, there is a portion called Fresh Flesh where you get to see videos of some of her friends plus the Cock Tales portion where you get to read original adult stories.
The Price
$19.95- 30 days
$99.95 – 180 days
The Rating: 7/10
The only down side of this site is the poor quality of the videos but if you are clearly a fan of amateur smut, the action found in their videos, the crystal clear photos and the live shows are certainly worth paying for.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Meet the lucky bastard Marcus and his legion of hot women who willingly bend over, spread their legs or get down and dirty just to make sure that they are playing the part of a sex object perfectly. But wait, did I say meet Marcus? Erase that part, you will never see Marcus except for his cock because he is the guy behind the camera doing the ladies’ slits. So if you want to feel like you are part of the action then you might want to join the nasty cast of Your Dick Fucks .
The Layout
The moment you get inside YourDickFucks you will immediately be greeted by a huge screen cap of the latest episode and below it, you will find the link to its video and photo gallery. There is a tab that will lead you to the Top 10 most favorite episodes, and a tab where you can store your favorite scenes. There is also a list of links to other sites that belongs to the same network and a sidebar which contains the latest updates and the top voted which I have to admit is kind of redundant.
The Content
One of the popular niches in porn is the POV because it makes viewers feel like they are right in the middle of the action. This site has to be the most intimate that you can get to some of the hottest German models. Yes, they may sound really sexy with their accents and smut is all about the action but at certain points I had to blurt out “Really? Ten fucking minutes of speech that doesn’t even have a subtitle?” After browsing through all the episodes, I can safely say that every single model here is hot as hell. Forget about oral communication, these babes know how to use their bodies to make you know that they love sex as much as you do. I particularly love the redhead Neala, she sure knows how to do her business cleaning out her partner’s pipe.
There are presently only 21 movies that you can watch online. Though each video has a perfect, high definition playback, there is no way for you to download it unless you have means of hacking it which is really darn stupid because it beats the purpose of paying for your smut.
Each of the movies have corresponding photo sets and there are two available resolutions for you to choose from. One of the viewing options gives you high-resolution photos that you can check out as a slideshow online. Unfortunately, there are no Zip files that you can download.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
This site offers an amazing array of exclusive content though they don’t really update the site very often. The best part in signing up is that you get access to eight other sites from the same network.
The Price
$14.95 – 30 days
$49.95 – 60 days
$39.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
If you don’t mind watching sultry German- speaking beauties up close, and you don’t mind slow updates, then this POV site is certainly worth a visit.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
She was so sexy on her lingerie. I wouldn’t feel a bit of shame in admitting that I was already feeling hot and bothered just by her sexy gestures. She said the air conditioning isn’t working too well and I knew exactly why she said that. Just when she was about to un-strap her bra, I was all out of cash… Yes, it was one of the most devastating events in my life. It’s not only because I wasn’t able to see Natasha’s boobies just when I was on the peak of excitement, it was the fact that I actually paid and didn’t get anything while others download hacked porn without any problem. In Flat Fee Cams the only thing you will worry about is getting caught while your hand is inside your trouser.
The Layout
FlatFeeCams layout is pretty much what it ought to be – simple with zero complication. The moment that you enter the home page, you will already have the option to check out which of the cams you want to view. There are several cams that you can access and there is a tab that indicates which cam is online and a tab labeled as the Best Voted to help you choose which ones have earned the audience’s applaud.
The Content
It is nice to check out every single cam view available in the site since evidently they don’t charge per minute or per bandwidth. There isn’t really a lot to explore since there are only 27 cams that you choose from the side bar. The great thing about it is the variety of each cam. Unlike some cam sites that only offer babes coming from one type of niche, they offer choices for those who want to see chubby babes, hardcore action, MILFs getting naked, babes in lingerie plus many more. You can also chat with the chicks and believe me these babes sure know how to strike a great conversation which is something that is quite refreshing from a porn site. Of course, some babes prefer using their fingers for naughtier things other than typing raunchy messages on the chat board.
Each of the camera views vary. Some of them have high-definition feeds, others look great, some have multiple angle views, while others broadcast for 24 hours. I’m not sure about the latter though because much that I wouldn’t mind sticking around the entire day inside the site there is a thing called job and I have to do this review. Maybe one of these days I should do that since the flat rate gives you unlimited access for the entire month.
Just in case you are wondering, there are no downloadable videos nor photo sets here so you will have to visit the site if you want to get a piece of the action.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Just like its sister site Spy Tanning, there isn’t any bonus that they can offer other than the fact that technically you will never run out of mostly exclusive video feeds to watch. Honestly that’s far better than getting a few bonus movies that at one point will run out.
The Price
$14.95 – 30 days
The Rating: 7/10
You may not be able to download flicks nor photosets from this site but the quality of each cam plus the unlimited access should give you enough reason to check out the site.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Whenever I want to see hot babes who want to turn their pale skins into a nice tan, sun-kissed shade, I usually go to the beach. Just as expected, the hot babes lying on the sandy shores, basking under the sun can only show you “this” much. For all the peeping toms out there who want unadulterated view of hot chicks as they strip naked to get their tan, you may not have to go as far as dropping by the beach. Have a peek at Spy Tanning and you will get more than your fair share of skin.
The Layout
If you are used to the usual porn, you might be surprised at the different approach of this site. Imagine getting a night job as a security guard and having the total control of monitoring every corner of a tanning salon. That is basically the type of view that you will get. There is a floor plan with red points which indicates the areas that have cameras installed in them. You may shift your view any time you feel like checking out another cabin or another perspective.
The Content
What exactly sets their voyeur smut from the usual porn flicks that we watch? It’s probably the idea that each scene is real and no point of it is scripted. Whether they are hired actresses or not, it doesn’t matter just as long as they can deliver the facade that they are normal customers who walk into a tan salon oblivious to the fact that there are more than a dozen cameras broadcasting their every move. That is exactly what this site displays to its viewers. You get to catch a glimpse of amateur chicks and guys as they strip their clothes off. Some go as far as stark naked while others leave their undies on. Don’t expect anything more than that though.
There are six cabins that you can access anytime of the day and there are 20 secret cams hidden inside the cabins. There are two cabins for guys and four for ladies. Inside each tanning bed you will get two cam views – one will give you a good top view and the other will give you a view from the bottom. Each video can be zoomed and each video looks excellent. Unfortunately, you cannot download any of the content. There is also an angle coming from the entrance and the reception where you will see a device that monitors the time and date. Oh, and don’t expect to see any photo sets as well.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
You won’t be able to get any freebie from this site in fact, there isn’t anything else at all you can access other than the spy cams. The best part of it is that they offer live streams and that they offer mostly exclusive content.
The Price
$14.95 – 30 days
The Rating: 7/10
There are tons of voyeur sites but not all of them offer excellent quality spy videos if that is what you want then this site fits the bill perfectly.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Here is a public health reminder: Ladies, always have your vajayjay checked and it doesn’t matter how old you are. Good thing though, there are docs who are doing it for free. The only catch is that everyone on the world will be scrutinizing your beaver as well. As for some mature babes, it seems like they don’t really mind showing off their aged poons and broadcast it all over the Internet. If you by any chance have a thing for these mature vixens, then Old Pussy Exam is your one stop shop.
The Layout
OldPussyExam has a very simple navigation. The moment you spot the bar that contains the links to different tabs, you will be surfing through without any problem at all. The bar links you to the portions they call Examination Photos, Examination Videos, Nasty Nurse Photos, Nasty Nurse Videos and Model Index. The home page is mostly covered with the teasers from the latest and the upcoming content which means that you won’t have to worry about updates. They also have a sidebar which features their top rated models and videos.
The Content
I am not really sure what “dildo therapy” cures but you might be interested to know that they have it in this site – a lot of it actually. Well not only that, they also have breast pumps, all sorts of speculum, thermometers, the whole nine yards! Even the seedy looking doc fits the part perfectly. The site has two different content, one involves the mature beauties with their legs propped and their pussies fully exposed in front of a pervy doctor and the other is a solo version where the naughty ladies are dressed as nurses or hospital staff. No, 60 years old is not too old for them to be doing that and yes, they do remove their uniforms as well.
There are presently 48 videos all in all if you combine the movies coming from Nasty Nurse and Examination. Though it did took me hours to download, at least the Windows Media file playback is high-def, if you want a lower quality you can opt to download the DVD version in parts. They also offer a nice and crisp flash version which you can stream.
There are also 48 photo sets which you can browse online or download in Zip files. Just like the videos, their pictures are very impressive and each of them has high resolution.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The unique thing about this site is that you can pay to have them set up a scene just for you. You can choose any models and you can tell them exactly what you want to see. If you don’t have the cash for it, you can also suggest your ideas in their forum where you get to interact with fellow mature and medical porn lovers.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$59.95 – 90 days
$99.95 – 210 days
The Rating: 7/10
This is definitely the best site I’ve seen so far if you are enthusiastic about these things – number one you love medical porn and number two you have the constant hankering for older ladies.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
I have to admit, the moment I heard about Exclusive Club I was already imagining glam babes with fake tans in skimpy and shiny dresses sipping martinis and entertaining their lucky studs inside dimly-lit VIP rooms. So imagine my shock when I saw photos of this stocky, balding man inserting medical tools inside a hot babe’s slit. It wasn’t exactly what I had in mind but I was certainly thankful to see something that is less mundane for a change.
The Layout
ExclusiveClub have recently rearranged their site. I have to admit that I never had the chance to see the old set-up but I can say that this new layout works astoundingly well because the navigation is easy breezy and the content is organized well. There is this tab named Vault that contains the old stuff from their archives but this side of site is certainly messed up. It is so much in disarray it sort of reminds me of my college locker that I called “the blackhole”. You just need to work your way inside it over and over to figure out how to go around that area.
The Content
This place is certainly a OB-Gyne wannabe’s haven. It has everything that any person with medical fetish porn will ever want. You will witness here a plethora of OB scenes you might have never seen before including breasts checkups, palpation, pussy gaping, speculums, anal suppositories, monster dildos, clit reaction tests, milk pussy enema, metal speculum, pregnant checkups and many other procedures. We are not talking about mediocre-looking chicks here. Most nymphs you will find here are worthy of their own solo porn site.
As I’ve said earlier videos are divided in two batches but all in all, they have about 62 videos. The great thing about it is that you can stream a flash video file, you can download DVD-quality video in parts and you can also download a high-definition format file. I never got the chance to count every single video inside the Vault but imagine content that dates back to 2003!
There are 120 photo sets so far and you can browse each photoset or download them as Zip files. Each picture has super high resolution so you have more reasons to smile. Just like the videos, there are also quite a number of photo sets inside the Vault and most of them are also high res.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
There are many things to rave about this site. Other than the fact that this site regularly updates their exclusive content, they also have a forum where you meet fellas who have the same fetish plus you can suggest scenes and talk about basically anything. Here is the best deal though. You have the option to be the producer of your own flick. Make a script, choose you model, pay the price, give them a week or two and you will be watching smut that is made for your eyes only.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$59.95 – 90 days
$99.95 – 210 days
The Rating: 8/10
Never mind the dubious name of the site, if you have the gusto for medical fetish, this is probably one of the best places out there. ‘Nough said.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Other than Volkswagen, amazing sour creams and yummy Bratwursts, Germany has other contributions to the world we ought to thank them for and on top of that list, my friends, is their porn. If you are interested in seeing what real German beauties have to offer, then check out how easily they can conquer porn lovers from other nations with their skills here on Adult Blast.
The Layout
As for the layout, you have to bear in mind that AdultBlast is a mega-site. Those generally feature content coming from different network pages, so if you feel a bit tangled at all the thumbnails and tabs, just take a deep breath and browse through it one site at a time.
The Content
It would be tedious to list all the different treats that you will find on Adult Blast because there are tonsof them! It seems that there is something for everyone. They have goodies for those who are looking for amateur, busty, ethnic, BBW, lesbian, fetish, fisting, cumshot, voyeur and many other niches of porn too. As mentioned earlier, all this smut has been collected from nine sites and it should satisfy all your German smut needs.
I have counted over 460 reality video clips and each has an average length of 30 minutes. In the Movies tab, you will find a total of 71 DVD titles and each one lasts over 100 minutes. The downside is that you cannot download all the videos, but the streams are good in quality and there is almost no buffering at all. You can watch them in two different modes and each differs in quality.
There are also more than 460 photo sets. Thse are all quite impressive because every single picture has a nice and crisp look. Some of the sets can be viewed online and you can download them as a Zip file.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
As well as their enormous collection of filmed smut, you can also check out the “Chat-Cams” section where there are live performances or the “Spy Cams” section, where you’ll see hidden cams in tanning salons. You can also look though reality videos and full-length DVDs. The best bonus is that access to these cams is unlimited and unlike other sites, they don’t charge viewers per minute.
The Price
$14.95 – 30 days
The Rating: 7/10
Though you can only stream the videos, the huge collection of German porn they offer is enough reason for you to check it out. It’s all sorts of raunchy entertainment, in just one site.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
I am presently nursing a bad headache due to my conviction to abstain from nicotine and carbs. Jesus, if there is one thing I learned today, it would be that you can’t quit smoking and diet at the same time and by any chance if you really have to, you need to stop staring at shiny things because it is bound to give you a bad migraine. What do you know? I actually have to stare at chicks wearing gleaming latex the next few hours, talk about timing! Good thing, the babes from Shiny Tease are all as hot as hell and the skimpy, glinting fabric that covers their body makes them look even more fabulous.
The Layout
If you are like a crow or a magpie that gets easily attracted to shiny objects, then you would surely love ShinyTease because you can easily focus on what matters – 18 to 20-year-old babes in their lustrous tight-fitting lycra and spandex. This is because the site has a very simple design, without unnecessary elements that will distract you from the content. They have simply divided the site on different tabs labeled as Videos, Pictures, Scheduled Updates, Links and Contacts.
The Content
If you are hoping to see couple sex or hardcore play, this place ain’t for you. This site is all about shiny and snug fabrics and how awesome they look on super sexy babes. Basically, you get to see a lot of teasing and caressing plus a load of masturbation and toy play. Oh, and if you fancy babes with sexy British accents, then you get to feast on them here, as they talk while flashing their titties and shaved slits.
There are presently 19 videos that have an average running time of five minutes, which is a little on the short side. They also don’t have a streaming option so you will have to download all the videos that you want to watch, but at least they come as Windows Media formats with good-quality playback.
I might have been a bit disappointed with the vids but the photos are certainly worth raving about. They have a total of 51 photo sets and each downloadable Zip file contains around 70 super high-res images.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
One of the biggest downfalls of the site is that they don’t have any bonuses… at all! One of their selling points though is that they update their photos twice a week and add at least one movie. It seems the site is still making improvements, though, so there might be some extras soon.
The Price
$24.95 – 30 days
$39.95 – 40 days
$49.95 – 90 days
$69.95 – 180 days
The Rating: 6/10
There is a lot of room for improvement, but if you are a hardcore fan of sexy British babes in spandex, then you’ll certainly have a great time here.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
The best way to order your favorite chocolate treats is by getting them in large servings! With Black Mama, you can expect hefty portions of the sultriest amateur MILFs served on a hot plate.
The Layout
BlackMama has recently been redesigned and I personally can’t ask for a better structure given the fact that you get full access to content from other sites as well. The layout is perfect for gaining easy access to photos and videos from its sister sites. If you feel that there’s too much going on in the main page, they have a search box that can help you in narrowing it down to your preference.
The Content
I can vouch for this site if you are searching for amateur-looking MILFs who are on the heavy side. You cannot complain when it comes to quantity because they have hundreds of models that range from chubby to super-sized. These hot mommas are perpetually horny and most of them indulge in solo play complete with toys. There are a number of lesbian and hardcore scenes as well.
If only numbers were the sole basis for a good video experience, this would have passed with flying colors, unfortunately we also have to consider the playback quality. In that department, I can say that their videos are nothing to be excited about, because they range from average to mediocre in quality. They have a total of 198 movies that you can stream or download in WMV or MPEG formats.
I can say better things about their photos. Aside from the fact that they have an astounding number of photo sets – 981 to be exact – you can view nice and crisp-looking pictures online, or download the entire set as a Zip files.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
I know that we are all suckers for freebies and bonuses and that might be one of the strengths of this site. Signing up for Black Mama will give you access to Black Amateur, Mature Blacks, Booty Seeker, Booty Breakers, Black Thick Girls and Black College Teens. They also have a tab for Stories which offers a range of erotic blogs and tales.
The Price
$1.00/3 days
$24.99/30 days
The Rating: 6/10
Though they have tons of treats to offer, they should improve the quality of the videos. Considering the price though, you are certainly getting a lot.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
We have much to thank fast food chains for, chiefly providing many big sexy ladies with cheap carbs so they can maintain their big voluptuous figures. That, my friends, keeps us chubby chasers happy, so hail to the King and the Golden Arches. Speaking of chubby chasers, Busty Fat Babes is up for review today so brace yourself because big mommas are here to give you a nasty show that is worth every second of your time.
The Layout
The first things you will look for in a site ingeniously named BustyFatBabes are models with voluptuous curves and colossal titties, and it is great to learn that this site has tons of them! If you are overly excited about getting to the smut part, you won’t have much trouble looking for them because the site is fairly easy to navigate. The tabs are divided into Favorites, Models, Photos, Movies, Bonus Sites, and Blogs which will direct you to a page that has nothing but a one-liner ad for a dating site.
The Content
This is the go-to place if you are looking for plus-sized babes. They have models who look like they are in their early 30s to the late 40s and though it is dominated by ebony MILFs, there are a couple of plump Latinas that you can watch. Most of them look like amateurs who are fairly good on putting on a solo show.
Considering that the site started to add videos around June of 2009, the amount of videos are ok. They have an average of three videos per month and so far they have gathered a total of 30 great-quality movies that you can stream or download as WMV or MPG files.
You can also enjoy scoping crisp solo photos. They have a total of 102 photo sets that you can download as a Zip file and most of them contain more than a 100 pics per set.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
If you have penchant for big babes, you are certainly getting a great deal here because they will give you access to two other sites that feature BBWs and focuse on their butts and tits. These are Big Butt Shakers and Boobs By Nature. They also have an impressive Models list that can help you in looking for all the scenes of your favorite BBW model.
The Price
$1.00 – 3 days
$24.99 – 30 days
The Rating: 4/10
All this site needs is faster updates. If they can add a few more videos per month, this site would be a haven for chubby chasers who love BBW porn.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Andrea True recorded a song that became part of the “top one-hit-wonders” list. Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon co-hosts a radio show called Night Calls. Jenna Jameson is well… close to buying “the” Penthouse Magazine. In short, every porn model has her way of retiring from the limelight. Vivi Veps on the other hand doesn’t want to retire yet, but she prefers to go both ways – in front and behind the camera.
The Layout
Most pornsite tour pages that you see are done with elaborate and raunchy designs. Once you pay to get inside though, you will notice that there is very minimal design. ViviVeps on the other hand still maintained a nice look to her site without compromising the ease on navigation. The home page has links to the Latest Updates, Upcoming Updates, My Works, Most Popular Scenes and Most Popular Models. Videos and Photos are separated by tabs. It must be because there are so much more photos than videos.
The Content
As mentioned earlier, the number of videos is not at all that impressive. Oddly, it only has eight movies that you can enjoy. They spent time on the quality though because they have videos with top-notch playback that you can download in Windows Media Format. Seven of these videos star random chicks that she supposedly asked to model for her. There were some solo masturbation scenes and a couple of straight one-on-one fucking. She showed off her skills on the eighth video where she proved that she is just as good in performing as taking pictures.
Vivi Veps has over 200 photo sets and almost every single image is in high resolution. You can either enjoy downloading these excellent photo sets in Zip files or check out the slideshow view online. There are different types of views that you can choose depending on how big you want the resolution to be.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The best asset of this site is that they update their content almost daily. They also offer a couple of freebies, or to be exact 16 extra videos, featuring some of her friends who willingly lend her their smut.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 Days
$59.95 – 90 Days
$89.95 – 180 Days
The Rating: 7/10
For those who are gaga over photos, this is a site that you can’t say no to. If they ever add more videos, it would be close to perfect.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Fuck Al Gore and climate change, if you are tired of the unpredictable weather then ready your floral tops and your suntan lotion, because today we will be heading down to a place where the climate is perfect day and night and where you will experience an oasis filled with fresh and gorgeous teen cuties. That is exactly the impression that you will get once you step inside Sunny Teen Paradise. It is time to test the waters yourself.
The Layout
When I entered SunnyTeenParadise, I had to scroll up again to check if I was already on the members’ page because it really felt like I was still in the tour area. Instead of the usual minimalist look, it seems like there’s far too many things going on in every page. The pages look cluttered and I find it hard to navigate around. It was so difficult that they made a help tab that will give you several paragraphs-worth of tips on how to view and download the photos and videos. While you may appreciate all the formats they offer, you could also get confused with all the unnecessary thumbnails and links.
The Content
After you survived the obstacles of figuring out which video to watch or download, you will be pleased to know that they have a good selection of excellent-quality and Windows Media-formatted videos. There are a total of 114 videos to be exact. The QuickTime versions can be streamed, but it is better to download them as well for better-quality playback. Their movies range from solo masturbation scenes with toy play to lesbian action and straight scenes with a few threesomes thrown in too.
One of my favourite models is the busty Amy. Good thing I can truly enjoy the beauty of this brunette chick because most of the photo sets are crystal-clear. You can also view all 147 photo sets online, but the quality is far inferior compared to the downloaded sets.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
You can expect new porn to enjoy every week because they update their content at least four times a month. It is great that they have dozens of models in the site alone, but the best part is that you also have access to all the babes from seven other sites.
The Price
$19.95 – 30 days
$49.95 – 90 days
$79.95- 180 days
The Rating: 7/10
The design of the site needs getting used to, but if you will overlook that factor, you will experience a pure smut paradise.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Stepping inside Sunnys Honeys is like walking inside a sushi bar. Several plates of fresh Japanese rolls parade before you in a sushi carousel. They are all made of different ingredients but they taste equally good. The same with the babes here who may differ in looks and in age, but one looks just as sumptuous as the other.
The Layout
This is not exactly the first time I visited a site belonging to the Sunnys Media Network so I have to admit that though I had that cluttered feeling at first, I am already getting used to their layout. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still not a fan of the SunnysHoneys design, let’s just say frequent visits ought to get you used to it. Their homepage is like a directory of thumbnails that links to solo-model sites. Of course, they only link to the content page of that particular model. If you are a regular visitor, the alphabetically arranged model index might just work real well on you.
The Content
As I have mentioned earlier, they have a wide selection of models who are all quite enticing. They have different types of beauties and they come in different ages. There are babes who look like they’ve been doing smut for years and there are some who seem like complete newbies, yet their performances are quite commendable. There is an adequate supply of carpet munchers, some solo models armed with their raunchy toys, plus a couple of cock lovers.
If there is one thing that this site ought to be proud of, it is their stellar-quality WMV format movies. All 81 videos have impressive quality, and you can also enjoy a good QuickTime format playback.
Photos are just as good. For those who enjoy stills, you can celebrate because all 134 photosets have excellent resolution and you can download them as Zip files.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The best way to entice people to come and take a look at a particular product is by offering freebies. If that is the case, this site ought to send you bringing out your “plastic” because there are so many freebies, you might not even be able to handle it. By signing up for this site, you will have access to six other sites from their network including Sunnys Teen Paradise. They also have a Hi-def Downloads page for those who are particularly keen when it comes to the quality of the videos.
The Price
$49.95 – 90 days
$79.95- 180 days
The Rating: 7/10
After figuring out your way around the site, you will be enjoying porn at its best so it’s totally worth investing on.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
If indeed the acts of this dashing redhead are considered sinful, then screw paradise, I might as well buy my ticket to hell and have my suit tailored for my dinner with the devil and hopefully I’d be dining with her as well. The Sins of Suzette wait to be confessed, but to her loyal viewers instead of friars and priests.
The Layout
The last thing that you want whenever you’re indulging in some smut is a hard time finding exactly what you want. The fact that this site doesn’t have a search function is a negative, but the “in-your-face” menu of models will probably make up for it. I have to admit that I particularly like the design, or more specifically the color concept of SinsofSuzette, especially compared to other sites from the same network.
The Content
The main star of this site is of course the dashing redhead Suzette and checking her out is like entering her blazing den of sin. Her sins don’t seem enough for eternal condemnation though, because none of her videos would shock you. She is more of a softcore gal and most of her scenes seem to be centered on masturbation plus a number of carpet munching and daisy chain scenes. You would probably be just as interested on any of the 53 other models that makes up the bulk of the site.
Wait a minute, though. I think I’ve seen some of these models before and with the same pics and videos too! It looks like a lot of the content comes from the other sites from the same network.
There are only 14 videos starring Suzette, but there seem to be more coming. These updates come not only from her but from the other models as well. Most of her WMV format videos have stellar-quality playback and you can stream them online.
Each video has two corresponding photo sets. One has smaller images, while the other has better resolution. You can download them as Zip files. Once you open them, you will go “Hallelujah!” with their top-notch looks.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Since this site features models from its sister sites, you can be sure of new material every week, so you will never run out of things to watch. You also have access to six other sites. They also have an impressive Models list that enables you to find photos and videos of your favourite chicks with ease.
The Price
$19.95 – 30 days
$49.95 – 90 days
$79.95- 180 days
The Rating: 6/10
This redhead would certainly be more sinful if she would add more porn. All she needs to do is to invite her friends over and visit the adult novelty store more often.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
It was a fantastic weekend. I was sprawled in white sand, sipping my favorite poison while enjoying the parade of hot bodies walking aimlessly on the shore. So imagine what Tuesday traffic was like for me this morning. It was… hell. I boot up my computer and checked my queue of sites to review. When I clicked on the link, I knew I was back on vacation for the next few hours because two gorgeous lesbians in their 30s named Sasha Natasha awaited me.
The Layout
The MILFs on SashaNatasha are quite gorgeous, but the site design and navigation means that they don’t really stand out even though it’s their own site. Once you get to the homepage, you will see that it’s lined with several other models. Sasha and Natasha’s only edge is that they are positioned on the first two spots and they have twice or three times as many galleries compared to other models in the list. It would have been great if they at least get a bit more limelight since they are, after all, the main stars.
The Content
If there is one thing in smut that most people can’t get enough of, it would be two horny bombshells slipping their tongues inside eachothers’ clams. In this site, you WILL get tons of those carpet munching scenes that we all love so much. But if you are simply fans of the two stars, you might be disappointed because a fair bit of the smut you will find here is neither Natasha’s nor Sasha’s.
My count reveals that there are only 22 videos that feature the two vixens. You will have to wait at least a month before they add a new movie featuring either of the two. The wait will prove to be worthwhile at least, because you get stellar-quality playback from the Windows Media downloads, even if the streaming versions are only average.
If you check out the 22 photo sets online, you might be disappointed with the quality of the pictures. However, if you are patient enough to download the Zip files, you will be rewarded with crystal clear, high-res photos.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Just like other sites from the same network, you get tons of bonus content with this site. There are dozens of models who are all as hot as hell, willing to entertain you while you wait for the monthly update. These bonus flicks will not only give you lesbian and solo scenes, but a couple of straight scenes to keep your hands busy as well.
The Price
$9.95- 5 days
$19.95- 30 days
$49.95- 90 days
$79.95- 180 days
The Rating: 7/10
You might want to wait a couple of months before joining, just so there will be plenty to enjoy once you do. But if you insist, at least there are dozens of other beauties to keep you busy while you wait for the slow updates.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Only a few houses make a mark in everyone’s memory. William Randolph’s Hearst Mansion is famous for being the most expensive house in the US. Amityville is the most well-known haunted house, Playboy Mansion is known for its resident hotties and soon enough, 18 Sunnys Place will be everyone’s destination for the raunchiest parties.
The Layout
The moment you enter the Member’s Lounge of 18SunnysPlace, you will feel relaxed with its refreshing green background and the wide array of models waiting to have nasty fun with you. Clicking on any of the model thumbnails will bring you to a page of her content. This site also has a tab of Browsing Tips to help out newbies who are having problems navigating.Though a search box would be good, their alphabetical list of models is enough to make things more convenient for you.
The Content
I am partial to redheads, in fact I WORSHIP them, so I didn’t bother scrolling down past gorgeous, red-haired Veronica Ricci who was conveniently positioned on the top of the page. She, or rather, she and her friends met my expectations – they offered some naughty solo masturbation, Sapphic carpet munching scenes, lesbian cluster fucking and more.
I’m not exactly good at math, but I’m pretty confident in saying that there are a total of 92 videos from 52 gorgeous models currently waiting for you here. All three Windows Media-formatted videos I checked out are excellent in quality. You can also stream QuickTime formats.
Photos that are viewed online are mediocre-looking compared to those that you download. There are a total of 149 photo sets, complete with convenient Zip files. These sets have impressive high-resolution images.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Still, the selling point of this site, other than its notable high-res pictures and excellent-quality videos, is the bonus content. Signing up for this site is like a “buy one take six” promo, because you also have access to the porn on its sister sites.
The Price
$9.95- 5 days
19.95- 30 days
$49.95- 90 days
$79.95- 180 days
The Rating: 7/10
With its regular weekly updates, it’s recommended that you knock on this door and check out the hot models yourself.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Blink and you will definitely miss a beat. Wasting time isn’t exactly one luxury that we have. With the fast-paced world, the last thing that you will need is to spend hours looking for the right kind of smut. With Hot Naughty Nikita though, not a minute of your time will be wasted especially if you are looking for real and naughty Sapphic action.
The Layout
This layout of HotNaughtyNikita can be somewhat compared to a bargain store. They have their best products laid out for you upfront. In other words, you don’t need to navigate around just to find what you are looking for. The moment you enter your log-in info, you will be led to the homepage with its tiled thumbnails of all the models. They have an easy-to-use list of models that is arranged in alphabetical order and they have some instructions on how to make your browsing worry-free.
The Content
Once inside, you’re welcomed by more than 50 models vying for your attention. I must admit that you will have a great deal of a problem choosing which of these beauties will satiate your appetite. As a gracious visitor though, your tendency is to drop by the host’s page first and have a look at what she has to offer. The gorgeous Nikita could not be any older than 20, which make her even more interesting to watch. She has a number of hardcore solo movies and a couple of lesbo flicks.
If you expect a lot of content though, I am sorry to disappoint, but this babe doesn’t seem to be too busy. She updates her site less than four times a month. There may only be 13 movies in Window Media format available for your viewing pleasure, but you will see some excellent-quality playback. You may also stream the scenes online if you feel like it.
You’re in luck if you love pictures, because all 13 photo sets here look pretty amazing. Every picture I’ve seen so far is high in resolution so you shouldn’t have second thoughts about downloading the Zip files.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
You will be overwhelmed at all the models waiting for you in this site, but these are really from other sites from the same network. In short, you get access to other sites as well without having to pay an extra penny – seven sites to be particular.
The Price
$9.95 – 5 days
$19.95- 30 days
$49.95- 90 days
$79.95- 180 days
The Rating: 6/10
This hot babe and her thrilling shows are good enough to wait for, but the extremely slow updates at this site might be pushing it. It’s up to you whether you’re willing to spend the time.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
This morning, I stumbled across this ad looking for beauty pageant contestants. Unlike most pageants though, this organization is looking for naturally endowed ladies in particular. They said something about “celebrating beauty with the use of unique parameters”, but I know all they care about is huge jugs. Speaking of tits, I am sure boob lovers would give Babettes Busty Passion a ten. If only I can base this review solely on her tits, she’d pass with flying colors.
The Layout
If you enter BabettesBustyPassion with huge knockers in mind , you won’t be disappointed, because you will be greeted by great-looking thumbnails of the busty Babette and the other models at the home page. Other than the content that you can download from the site, they have a tab for HD DVD sales as well. They also have a page that serves as guide to make browsing easier for you.
The Content
If you are expecting to see nothing but huge tits on this site, prepare to be disappointed because there are other models who have smaller tits sharing the homepage with her. Let us concentrate on Babette though. She is one voluptuous beauty who has ample fun bags and she has fixation on flaunting them. In most videos, you would see her fondling her tits. I bet everyone watching her would like to do the same thing with her knockers.
So far, she only has 23 videos and they are divided according to niche –one thumbnail leads you to her straight hardcore scenes, another leads to some hot Sapphic plays and the last one will give you a view of her solo galleries. I must admit I enjoyed every movie that I chose to download, and much of the credit goes to the excellent quality of their Windows Media files. You can watch streaming version of her clips as well.
You might also expect to see nice photos of Babette’s tits. If you are fine with low-res photos, then you can browse through the 22 photo sets online. For those who are looking for better images, you can simply download the Zip files and see the photos in high-resolution.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
We all want to enjoy gazing at Babette’s luscious tits, but that’s not quite what her site gives you. Though you will find hot babes who don’t pass your standards when it comes to boob size, they aren’t so bad since one, they are stunning and two, they have smoking bodies and three, they come with bonus sites for you to check out.
The Price
$9.95- 5 days
$19.95- 30 days
$49.95- 90 days
$79.95- 180 days
The Rating: 7/10
The quantity of smut Babette has to offer isn’t impressive yet. You might want to wait a few more weeks or months before joining, just so there will be more porn.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Sure I can’t come up with a glitzier way to introduce this review and my editor will probably kick my ass for my late submission so you just have to trust me when I say that Black Amateur sure can deliver. Oh… and in bulk! So ebony lovers, free your computer memory because this site is about to give you enough smut to keep you happy even if you choose to hibernate till after winter.
The Layout
BlackAmateur is part of a big network of ebony sites so expect a tab or two filled to the brim with hot content. The site’s photos and movies are separated into different tabs but it has a search function and a models index that can help you make search much easier. Every photo set and movie has a screen shot to give you an idea about what action it contains. In short, navigation is pretty easy, so even newbies will have trouble-free porn surfing.
The Content
The site is faithful to its claim that they have raided every single home to get amateur black models to contribute to their site. Well, I am exaggerating, but you get the point. Once inside, you will have more than a fair share of solo masturbation, plus a few lesbian and straight sex scenes. Now just how much smut do they have?
They have a total of 171 movies so far and it keeps on increasing every week. If you are a sucker for quantity then you are definitely in the right place. Unfortunately my praises for their videos ends there. Though they have a set of models who suit the word amateur well, the quality of their videos is pretty average. They have both Windows Media Files and MPEG files and you can also stream them online.
The photos aren’t impressive either and each picture looks just as average. Just like the videos, though they deliver on quantity with a whopping collection of around 748 photo sets. Even if you download the Zip files, the resolution doesn’t change much from what you get online.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The site’s strength is its ability to make sure that you’ll never run out of smut to watch. They are so dedicated to providing as much porn as possible that they even give access to the photos and videos from other sites from their network.
The Price
$1.00 – 3 days
$24.99 – 30 days
The Rating: 7/10
Hardcore fans of ebony smut will have a porn fiesta with the massive collection, but it could use some improvements when it comes to quality.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
The last time I had some Asian food, it was delivered by this seedy-looking delivery guy who seemed to be bored with his job. With Petite Asian Jasmine, being jaded is probably the last thing that you will feel. The experience of watching her was like the first time I ate uni sashimi (for the Western folks, that’s sea urchin). I was hesitant at first because it looks like a real clitoris, but once you have your first bite, you will be fumbling with your chopsticks to have your next one. This chick was just as tasty.
The Layout
PetiteAsianJasmine has an amateur feel. Everything about the site layout is simple. There are no gaudy flash presentations other than the video previews, it has very minimal design and the navigation is not in any way complicated. They stayed safe by using pink and purple and they don’t have any unnecessary links or tabs.
The Content
Jasmine is a French-Polynesian babe, though you won’t be able to see much of her face. You can pretty much tell that she is indeed from the Far East once you see her sun-kissed complexion and her petite body. Since her identity is a bit of a mystery, she isn’t hindered from going all out. She has a couple of solo masturbation scenes that are highlighted by some sex toy-play, she also does things with her wet panties a lot and she incorporates this panty play with straight sex. You can also see some lesbian guests who also choose to hide their identity.
The content will also give you an amateur feel because the POV camera often goes out of focus, giving it a raw quality. If you download them though, you will discover that the Windows Media files actually have high-def playback. So, if you have the patience, I recommend that you do that instead of streaming. So far, they have 50 movies and there are enough surprises to keep you coming back.
There is a total of 14 photo sets that you can view online, but the resolution isn’t too impressive. You should download the Zip file if you want super high-resolution photos.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Other than Jasmine’s plump booty, the best thing about this site is that they offer exclusive content that is updated weekly. For those who are more perverted than the usual umm… pervs, you might want to check out her online store. She sells different sex paraphernalia such as flesh lights and dildos but wait – there’s more! She also sells her spit, used panties and her used tampons complete with menstrual blood. Care to get them?
The Price
$29.95/30 days
$79.95/90 days
The Rating: 7/10
The site is definitely worth a try considering the impressive quality of the videos and photos, but only as long as you don’t mind a model who goes incognito.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
I’m not really sure how many people there are who can and who will actually suck their own cock. But if you are impressed with people who can do this, then the chances that you will enjoy watching this feisty redhead in action is quite high. Move over guys and gals because this hottie has the best of both worlds, armed with the skills and physique of both man and a woman, she will surely conquer you with her hot treats on Jamies Fetish.
The Layout
The layout of JamiesFetish isn’t exactly aesthetically appealing. The fact that it has recently been updated would make you expect that they would add a bit more pizzazz in the layout. In a sense, the simplicity of the layout is also its strong point because it isn’t cluttered which makes it easy to navigate around on . The homepage doesn’t have much other than the latest news about Jamie and her site. The picture of the ballet shoe-style boots is a bold statement but I hope there will be more pictures in that area . There are tabs for Photos, Videos, Blog, Contact and Bonus Stuff.
The Content
There’s a little bit of everything in the site which is good. There is a bit of a BDSM feel to the site because of all the leather and latex that you will find but basically, there is very little to zero bondage and discipline involved. Expect to see some hardcore play between the shemale Jamie and either men or women, some rough oral fucking and tons of solo masturbation scenes. Again let me stress, she does suck her own cock and as to how she does that, try mixing agility, length and will power.
I can’t really say how many movies they have exactly but there is a total of 125 short clips that has an average of five minutes each. I would have preferred watching the entire movie in one clip but they decided to make it difficult by cutting them by scenes. Other than the fact that they have extremely short videos, you can only watch them online. Though they don’t have downloadable MPEGs or WMVs or whatever format, the playback looks pretty good.
There is a total of 33 photo sets that looks perfect! Unfortunately, these high-resolution photos don’t have a Zip file that can help you collect all the neat pics that they have in the site.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Right now, the music blaring in my speakers is sung by a hot redhead shemale. That’s right, dear ‘ole Jamie is a true blue musician. You can actually download her album from her site and I must say her songs are fairly decent, there are a couple of songs that are honestly good to listen to. She also has a few photos of some of her friends but don’t expect a lot of chicks with dicks coz most of them are chicks, period.
The Price
$19.95- 30 days
$39.95- 90 days
$100.00- 180 days
The Rating: 6/10
Jamies Fetish is a great site for those who are looking for some trannys in leather and latex. The site has a lot of room for improvement though.
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