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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
She is one of the first legendary ladies of porn. Born in Virginia, she started her adult film career in 1978 at the age of 24. She has starred in over 200 videos and is a member of the AVN Hall of Fame. Seka Collection is an assortment of performances from throughout her career and feature other famous pornstars, such as John Holmes, Nina Hartley and Mike Horner.
The Layout
The organization of SekaCollection is straightforward and easy to navigate. Updates are displayed prominently with their video run-time and average rating (apparently every one is a five-star flick). The menu bar at the top is the easiest thing to use to get around on the site.
There’s a “Private Messaging” section, but it’s not clear exactly who you are sending these secret communications to. I doubt that Seka herself will be replying and there is one email link that suggests someone named Rob in support will be answering your queries. So, you may want to reserve those heartfelt professions of love for a different outlet.
The Content
The collection has 20 great-quality videos, but the clarity of the actual footage depends heavily on how well the original footage was preserved. Clips can either be streamed or downloaded. Full-length versions of the scenes can only be download and Windows Media is the format employed.
There are no photo galleries to be found, which is very disappointing. I’ve seen photos of this lady and some of them are really hot, especially if you are a sucker for retro porn pics. There is one nice color image of Seka that is used on her bio page and on the preview page, but that’s it.
The action has the sucking and fucking that you would expect and that sweet nostalgic aura. So, you’re going to see a lot of hairy muffs and chests, plus some stellar hair-dos. I also had a good laugh at Mike Horner as Super Rod in the “Seka and Kandi Barbour” scene. When you see his outfit, you’ll see why.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Membership will give you access to three bonus sites: Christy Canyon Collection, Male Legends and Ginger Lynn Collection. It’s a nice network of classic porn, but you will see certain scenes appearing on more than one site. There are also some video feeds, but most of them have nothing to do with classic porn.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$39.95 – 60 days
$54.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 5/10
Updates are happening about every month or two, so the collection is not growing at a great rate. Given Seka’s numerous film credits, fans likely won’t be satisfied with the limited selection found here. For the general classic porn enthusiast, the network has enough material to justify checking it out for a month.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
A busty brunette with huge natural tits, she started in the biz when she was 18 years old and rose to porn stardom. Christy Canyon Collection has assembled a decent collection of this sultry vixen’s fucking feats. You will also spot some other famous adult film stars, such as Ron Jeremy, Ginger Lynn and Peter North. It’s an X-rated history lesson full of big hair, heavy makeup and quality banging.
The Layout
ChristyCanyonCollection is organized in a user-friendly way. From the members’ area homepage, you can access the latest updates and do specialized searches. There’s even a box that keeps you apprised of the latest network update, so you can go find more porn on the bonus sites.
The Content
Gangbangs, lesbian loving and great dick sucking can be seen in the collection’s 33 movies. These Windows Media videos can either be downloaded or streamed. The quality of the files is great, but how good the picture looks is going to vary. This is typical of retro porn since you’re at the mercy of how well the original footage was preserved.
There are four photo galleries to look at and they contain a mix of low and high-res images. Three of them feature Christy getting naughty with another female model. The other one is a solo shoot of Christy doing a lot of posing and glamour shots.
The sex is full of blowjobs, pussy banging and facials. There are some group scenes and lesbian trysts too. I love seeing the differences in fashion between the flicks shot in the ’70s and the ’80s. From feathered manes to crimped tresses, it’s fun looking back at what used to be in style.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Four bonus sites are included with your membership: Seka Collection, Male Legends, Ginger Lynn Collection and X Rated Classics. The latter is not actually listed in the bonus sites section, so you’ll have to access it from the members’ area homepage in the “Updates You May Have Missed” section. There are many classic performances to be seen on these sites, though sometimes you will find the same scene on more than one site.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$39.95 – 60 days
$54.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 6/10
She’s been named by AVN as one of the top 20 porn actresses of all time and has more than 240 screen credits to her name. So, you might expect a site that is dedicated to Christy to have more content than this one does. Updates are happening roughly every month, so the collection is growing. Classic porn enthusiasts may find membership worth it given the bonus sites, but Canyon fans are going to want to wait until the site has beefed up a bit.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
She has a natural pair of E-cup boobs, a colorful tattoo on her chest and many piercings. Jennique Adams is the site of a naughty, raven-haired vixen who likes to bare it all for her fans.
The Layout
The design of JenniqueAdams is easy to navigate and the homepage provides a lot of information. There are previews of upcoming updates, snippets from her latest diary entries and links to the newest video and photo gallery.
For a quick summary of the action that you will find within the site’s content, check out the category box on the left-hand side of the screen near the bottom. Blowjobs, lesbians, tit fucking and boots are just some of the kinky kinds of fun you will discover.
The Content
There are 26 videos that can be downloaded as Windows Media files. Clips can be either streamed or downloaded in high and low-quality formats. The full-length versions of the scenes will give you some great-looking and HD-quality footage. There’s nothing quite like watching a hot chick rub whipping cream on her ass in high definition.
The collection also has 55 photo galleries that contain some excellent high-res images. You’ll see many glamour shots of Jennique dressed up in fun outfits and lingerie. Sheer, black nylon tops, red fishnet stockings and corsets are some of the yummy items you will find. If you like chicks posing with cars, take a gander at the “Mustang In The Desert” shoot, it’s a lot of fun.
You can learn more about this Goth cutie-pie by reading her bio (she likes strawberry daiquiris and Betty Page) and her online diary (she just had her puppy fixed). If you have a question that isn’t answered elsewhere on the site, there’s a section where you can email her directly.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
There are no bonus sites, but there are some video feeds and live cam shows for you to check out. As for the WOW factor, it has got to be her tits. They are big, beautiful and crowned with a colorful tattoo of flowers, faeries and vines. Plus, they look excellent in gossamer clothing.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$39.95 – 60 days
$54.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
If you like the look of this chick, then you will enjoy the material on this site. Playful photo shoots, WAM fun and some sexy blowjobs, you can always ask for more, but this is a good start.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
Sure, every guy thinks he can fuck like a pornstar, but how many actually measure up? If you need a yard stick to compare yourself or others to, Male Legends will show you how it’s done. The collection is full of classic videos that will please the retro porn fan in all of us and show us exactly how these men get it done.
The Layout
There is a lot of info on the members’ homepage on MaleLegends, but it’s well organized and easy to navigate. The main menu bar is near the top of the page and there is a search box that allows you to rummage around in specific categories, such as anal, hardcore, interracial, etc., on the right.
The Content
The collection contains 506 videos that can be either downloaded or streamed. The Windows Media files are encoded with a great bitrate, but the footage isn’t always going to look as good as you would think because older movies can only be re-mastered so much. There are also 45 photo galleries that contain average-quality images. Occasionally, there are glamour shots, but the pics mostly contain a lot of banging action. You can download the photo sets in Zip files to save time.
John Holmes, Ron Jeremy and Rocco Siffredi are just some of the male pornstars you’re going to find. The action contains a lot of the usual threesomes, blowjobs, pussy banging and anal sex that you would expect. Sean Michaels takes on two chicks at the same time with his giant hot rod and Hershel Savage takes on three. Peter North douses gals’ faces with his massive cunshots. And all of them go balls deep into many of the female pornstars you know and love.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The clothes and hairstyles are always a fun feature of sites that have a lot of classic porn. Bad sound and cheezy music kind of go hand-in-hand too.
There are three bonus sites that come with your membership: Christy Canyon Collection, Seka Collection and Ginger Lynn Collection. So, when you get tired of the dudes, you can switch over to some of the legendary ladies of porn.
The Price
$3.95 – two day trial
$29.95 – 30 days
$39.95 – 60 days
$54.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
If you appreciate retro porn and moustaches, then this site is up your alley. It’s updating on a weekly basis and contains some classic performances. There’s a reason these guys are famous.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
She’s a small town gal living her porn life dream. Ami Jordan has a decent collection of videos and photos for your viewing pleasure and a wealth information about the site’s star to satisfy your thirst for knowledge.
The Layout
AmiJordan’s members’ area is fairly lackluster, but simple to navigate. The menu bar at the top is the best thing to use to move around the site. If there’s a particular category you want to explore, check out the bottom right-hand side of the screen. There’s a box listing the different content tags, such as pantyhose, handjobs, etc.
The Content
There are currently 15 videos that can either be downloaded or streamed in the Windows Media format. Expect to get some great-looking footage from the WMVs. There are two quality options to choose from when viewing the clips. So, if you don’t have a great Internet connection, you won’t be forced to suffer incredibly large download times. Masturbation is the subject matter of most of these flicks, though there are a couple hardcore suck and fuck scenes.
The collection also has 34 photo galleries that contain a lot of average-quality images. Some of the photo sets, however, only have the thumbnail pics you use to preview the set. I noticed this when viewing some of the earliest updates. After clicking on the thumbnail, I was taken to a new page with no photo. The lighting also leaves something to be desired in many of the shoots.
The action tends to revolve around masturbation and stripping. Ami likes using sex toys to get off and enjoys playing with her DD-cup titties. There is some lesbian fun when one of Ami’s friends is in the scene, but there’s not a lot. I only saw a dude enter the scene twice. Ami and Daisy ravished him with a double-team blowjob.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
There aren’t any bonus sites available yet with membership, though there is a section for them on the website. Until then, you will have to be satisfied with the live webcam shows and video feeds that you get access to.
For Ami’s fans, the WOW factor is going to be the details you learn about this vixen’s personal life. She keeps an online diary and has a bio page. There, you will learn that she loves beer, Mountain Dew and playing video games.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$39.95 – 60 days
$54.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
If great-looking masturbation videos and the chance to get to know more about this cute pornstar appeal to you, you might consider joining this site. Otherwise check back later and give the site a chance to grow.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
Big 80s hair, shiny dresses and maxed out make-up, on Best Classic DVDz you will get to see it all and then some. Forget partying like it’s 1999, the previous three decades are where it’s at.
The Layout
BestClassicDVDz’s organization is straightforward. DVD menu on the left and pictures of the DVD covers on the right. There are many different categories that you can choose from, including creampies, anal, fingering, group sex, midgets, lesbian and uniforms. You may also choose the peruse movies by pornstar, studio or most popular.
After clicking on a DVD, you will see some details about the film, such as the kind of action the movie contains, studio, production year, etc. and you will also get a written synopsis of the flick. Below that there are vid caps that give you a glance at each scene.
The Content
While the site claims to have 434 DVDs, I only counted 425. Even by my tally, though, it means that there are more than 2,100 scenes. You can either stream or download the videos one scene at a time. Full-length versions of the DVDs don’t seem to be available.
One great feature of this collection are the numerous formats that you can choose from. Windows Media, QuickTime, MPEG and iPod -ompatible files are all available and most of them have different file sizes you can choose from. This means that you can choose the one that best suits your Internet connection. The MPEGs meet the DVD-quality standard, but the footage has been digitally re-mastered, so they are not all going to look amazing.
Though the site advertises that it has photo galleries, it is somewhat misleading. When you click on the category it looks like there are seven pages of galleries, but there is only one. The page shows 20 DVDs with galleries, but five of them don’t have photo sets. The ones that do have them appear to contain only vid caps. Each image also has three versions with different resolutions, but the image gets blurrier the bigger it gets.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The selection of file types and sizes is a very nice feature, but I have got to say that what really stuck out were the DVD covers. They are great. From the classic 80s styling of “Family Affairs” to the 90s attitude of “Butt Boss,” these are the pictures you’re going to remember.
The Price
$4.93 – 3 days (limited trial)
$23.93 – 30 days
$89.70 – 300 days
The Rating: 7/10
The price is right for this collection of classic porn. Updates appear to be happening every Friday and Saturday, so the retro fucking ain’t over yet.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
Academic institutions are where you go to learn new things and, apparently, fuck old men. Wearing pigtails, bows and scrunchies, the female students on Teachers Feed Girls have a thirst for more than just knowledge. Long rulers are waved around in an attempt to dish out some knowledge, but what mostly sinks in is the smaller, thicker ruler the teacher has in his pants.
The Layout
After passing through the pretty gates of the entrance page, you arrive at a dark, minimalistic members’ area filled with text links and a few pics. The videos and photos are divided into separate areas that you can get to by means of the menu bar near the top of the screen. It’s easy to get diverted to one of the network’s other sites (especially the mature site) by clicking on links such as the bonus section. This may cause the need for a lot of annoying back clicking to return to TeachersFeedGirls.
The Content
The collection has 20 movies and each one has an accompanying photo gallery and set of vid caps. The video playback of these Windows Media files is excellent. You can either stream or download the scenes in clips or in their full-length version. The photo sets contain high-res images, though you cannot download them in Zip files. They pretty much follow the action of the video and give some good close-up shots.
The sucking and fucking is usually preceded by some sort of lesson, but you won’t really learn anything unless you speak Russian. The sex typically begins with a penis peering out of the dude’s pants and the chick sucking on it as he slowly strips down. Then it’s time to pop that hot rod in and out of the student’s wet and eager muff. There’s a lot of bent-over-desk action that, really, is key in a fantasy sequence like this.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The best part of this site is definitely the high quality of the videos and photos. The images are very clear and the colours are sharp. Most of the gals are pretty cute, despite their pigtails and ugly hair ties. Plus, the actors put on a decent attempt at role playing.
The 51 bonus sites you get access to add quite a bit to your smut basket. These include Olders Sperm in Teens, Russian Teachers and Eating Boss Cream.
The Price
$9.95 – three day trial
$19.95 – 10 day trial
$34.95 – one month
$39.95 – 35 days (non-recurring)
$54.95 – two months (non-recurring)
The Rating: 6/10
Overall, I remain underwhelmed. It’s pricey, the navigation is irritating and the site’s collection is not huge. The only thing that makes joining worth it at this point is the large amount of porn you get access to from the bonus sites, which is substantial.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
Pretty, thin and wearing pigtails, the fresh-faced lovelies on Just Teens Porn are eager to get it on. While most of the sex involves a dude, there are also some lesbian and solo masturbation scenes. The sex is hardcore, energetic and sometimes up the ass.
The Layout
The design of JustTeensPorn is simple and flashy – literally. The category images shimmer a lot. Overall, the look is clean and the site is easy to navigate. Some sections are redundant, though. For example, the archives don’t feature any new content or offer any new information about the material that isn’t available in the regular video and photo sections. The site also lacks a model index, so finding a particular chick may take a bit of work.
The Content
There are 54 movies and 92 photo galleries available for viewing. The quality of both is excellent. The Windows Media files that you can download are high-def and the photo sets contain some super high-res images. The videos take a while to download because they are of such high quality, but you have the option of downloading clips of the scenes too. The photos can be acquired in Zip files, so that will speed things up on that end.
The action mostly revolves around guy-on-gal hardcore fucking, but there are also some lesbian and group sex scenes. Blowjobs, doggy, anal and clit licking are some of the sex acts you will see. Dildos and vibrators are used in many of the solo masturbation scenes. The photo galleries have a lot of glamour shots in the beginning and sometimes it’s the dude posing for them. There are also plenty of close-ups and smutty action pics.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
There are nine bonus sites included with membership and three others are promised at different intervals. The latter are up and running on their own, so if you’re really interested in them you can go and join them.
The WOW factor is definitely the high quality of the photos and videos. This is certainly a case where it’s worth the wait for the download. The site is also updating on regular basis, roughly twice a week.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$39.95 – 60 days
$49.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
It’s a solid site with a lot of beautifully captured, high-def fucking. If polished, pretty nubile babes are your thing, then you’ll consider this a bit of a jackpot.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
It’s just plain fun to watch fresh-faced hotties enjoying their sexuality in all its naked craziness. Exclusive Teen Porn, so aptly named, has plenty of it. The material is exclusive and has a true-blue nubile hottie focus.
The Layout
The organization and look of ExclusiveTeenPorn is simple and straightforward. There are four main categories: photos, videos, top 20 and bonus sites. The menu bar at the top of the screen also lists a couple archive sections, but they are sort of redundant since there is nothing new to be found there that isn’t already in the photo and video sections.
The Content
The collection has 80 movies that can be downloaded in clips or in their entirety. Windows Media and DivX are the available formats for the full-length version downloads and both will give you excellent, high-def video playback. The clips can only be downloaded as DivX files and the quality is stellar. The one drawback here is that, owing to the high quality, the scenes can take a while to download.
The site also boasts a collection of 81 photo galleries. The photos range from high-res to super high-res. You need to click the “Original size” option from the menu bar within the photo sets to get to the highest-res versions of the pics.
Hardcore fucking between fresh-faced guys and gals makes up the majority of the action, though older gents sometimes make an appearance. Plus, there are a bunch of solo posing and masturbation scenes to be had. Group sex, creampies, crooked dicks and vibrators can also be spotted throughout the raunchy material on the site. Oh, and if you like big tits, check out the scene called “Anna Masturbation Video.” Her boobies are truly huge.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The WOW factor is undeniably the very high quality of both the photos and the flicks. It may take a while to download them, but you won’t be disappointed with the results. The site is updating about every four days, so new material is frequent.
The basket of goodies that comes with your membership consists of nine bonus sites right out of the gate with the promise of three more at various intervals, usually 30 days apart. These sites all feature chicks of the same variety found here. That is, they are pretty, white and young. Some examples include Just Teens Porn, Best Fucked Teens and Teens Amateur Video.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$39.95 – 60 days
$49.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 8/10
This is a quality site with a lot to offer in the fledgling babe category and the bonus sites add a considerable amount of content as well. This site is worth checking out.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
Beautiful chicks of all shapes and sizes can be found on Girls Out West. Big boobs, small titties, hairy muffs, shaved pussies, tattoos, piercings, fresh-faced gals and foxy older mommas, this site has it all when it comes to ladies.
The Layout
Navigating the site is fairly straightforward. The menu bar at the top will guide you to the different sections of the site. The movies and photos are divided into solo girls, girl/girl and girl/boy categories. The videos also have their own section, so you don’t have to go searching for them.
The Content
Big tits paired with shabby socks are not what usually come to mind when you think of a sexy ensemble, but it certainly works here. The web hostess, Annie, has been shooting pornographic images for over 15 years and has an alternative approach to her work. She wants her collection to reflect a “raw, amateur sexuality without the fakery of mainstream porno-land.”
There are 888 videos and 808 photo galleries in the site’s collection. The Windows Media, MPEG and MP4 formats all offer excellent-quality playback. The high-res photos are also stellar and can be downloaded in Zip files.
I really liked the lesbian content here. It’s very candid. You get to know the chicks from the write-ups that go with each instalment and the sex is pretty authentic. That is, it is less glamorized and a nice break from Hollywood-style sex. This tone carries over into the guy-on-gal and solo action too, but it really stood out in the chick-on-chick material.
The sex is rated either soft, medium of hard. All the girl/boy stuff is hard, but the other categories have scenes that are variously rated. Plenty of oral, sex toys, masturbation and hardcore banging can be found.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Daily updates, behind the scenes content and a fun blog add nicely to the membership package, but the high quality of the images and the movies really top the list. The realness of the chicks and the sex, plus the variety of settings, factor significantly into this site’s WOW factor too.
The Price
$25.00 – 30 days (recurring) $29.50 – 30 days (non-recurring)
$47.50 – 90 days (recurring) $65.00 – 90 days (non-recurring)
$82.50 – 180 days (recurring) $95.00 – 180 days (non-recurring)
$130.00 – 12 months (recurring) $150.00 – 12 months (non-recurring)
The Rating: 8/10
This is top-notch amateur content. Go west, life is sexy there.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
Sugar Paradise’s splash screen is reminiscent of a candy store. Bright colors, pigtails and lots of things worth sucking on, they have certainly wrapped up this porn in some shiny packaging.
The Layout
The site has a simple and clean look to it that makes navigation quite easy. The main content is divided into photos, videos and models. The archives don’t contain anything that can’t be found within the main sections. SugarParadise also has a “Top 40″ category that goes by the name of “Top 20″ in the menu bar. And for those of you wondering, there are only 20 selections to be found there.
The Content
There are three models featured on this site: Liza, Diana and Nika. The brunette, the redhead and the blonde, respectively, engage in softcore fondling of one another and some kissing. There’s a lot of nude posing, but on the whole this site is pretty tame.
There are 84 videos and 157 photo galleries. You can download the full-length scenes as Windows Media or AVI files. The WMVs are stellar, so start with those. The AVIs offer some great-looking footage too. Pic sets can be downloaded in Zip files and contain high-res images. To get to the high-res version of the photos, you will need to click “Original size” at the top of the photo screen and then magnify the individual image after clicking it.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The site’s strongest asset is the quality of the images it produces. They are crisp and clean. Since updates happen roughly every two days, there is plenty more well-captured nudity on the way.
There are 12 full-access bonus sites that come with your membership, such as Just Teens Porn, Exclusive Teen Porn and Candies Club. Three of them only become available after certain time intervals have passed. They are spaced apart by gaps of about 30 days.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$39.95 – 60 days
$49.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 8/10
The softcore material found here goes with the site’s overall clean and polished theme. The nubile hotties are cute, perky and seem to have a lot of fun together. The site has a sweet and virginal feel to it and it delivers high-quality content. If you’re into the lovely fledgling thing, you might want to give this one a gander.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
S. F. Bay Models is a softcore site featuring hot babes modeling in the nude, clothed and sometimes wearing interesting outfits such as a string of Christmas lights. It’s an amateur site with high production standards.
The Layout
The members’ area is a little painful on the eyes. It’s a series of columns full of text against a white background that lists S.F.BayModels’ content. While the text box at the top of the screen brags about how it is “easier than ever to browse” for the info you want, it kind of kills the libido. Choosing the “Browse Models” tab is your best bet for scrolling through the material. Model galleries at least have a thumbnail image of the chick that you can see before entering the portfolio.
When you click on a photo or a gallery, you are taken to the top of the screen where the images open up. To get back to the content columns, scroll down. If you click the back button in your browser, you’ll return to the sign-in screen.
The Content
The HD-quality videos are behind-the-scenes coverage of the photo shoots. There wasn’t any sound in the flicks I watched. You also have to wait two minutes in between downloads and can only have one going at a time. If you try to do more you will get a message from the server telling you to wait. Apparently this is to prevent the server from crashing. There are about 56 HD movies and 120 other videos that I was unable to download or open.
The site also has about 175 photo galleries that contain some excellent super high-res images. Some sets can be downloaded as Zip files. There’s also a section for re-touched photos where each link is to a single pic and there are about 120 of those.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The quality of the content is stellar and is the site’s greatest attribute. Updates are happening throughout the day. However, the site advertises that new content will be deleted 40 days after it has been uploaded.
The Price
$14.94 – 30 days (recurring)
$49.95 – 60 days (non-recurring)
The Rating: 7/10
Hot chicks and stunning photos. If that sounds like a winning combination, then you ought to give this site a try. The quality of the material almost forgives the tedious design and the wait in between downloads…almost.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
It twinkles. It shimmers. It features a lot of gorgeous babes. It’s HD Teens Video and it has a lot of fresh-faced fucking to show you.
The Layout
The layout of HDTeensVideo is simple. The four main categories are displayed prominently and consist of photos, videos, a top 20 and bonus sites. There are also two archive sections, but they don’t include anything that you can’t find in the other categories.
The Content
The collection has 143 videos and 68 photo galleries. Early updates featured a lot of pigtails and bobby socks, but they have thankfully let the trend fall to the wayside. The chicks on this site are all hot, slender and young.
The movies can be downloaded in their entirety or as clips. Full-length scenes can be acquired in either the Windows Media or AVI format. Both will give you some HD-quality playback. The clips can only be downloaded as AVI files.
The photos are a mix of solo posing and couples doing the nasty, but both typically have some glam shots to kick things off. The images come in several versions that differ in resolution. To get to the best-quality ones, you need to click on “Original size” in the photo gallery menu bar and then click on the image one more time after it has loaded to magnify it. This usually takes up more viewable area than the typical monitor allows, so you may want to stick to the lower-res shots.
The fucking is pretty gonzo and involves a lot of clit licking, dick sucking and pussy banging. There is some lesbian and hardcore action, but the content is mostly dominated by solo masturbation scenes.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
There are 12 bonus sites included with membership. You get access to 10 of them right away, but the other two will become available after certain periods of time (usually there’s a 30 day interval between them).
The best part of this site is the very high quality of all the images. It really is stellar. Updates are arriving every three or four days, so the collection is expanding at a good rate.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$39.95 – 60 days
$49.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
If pretty and polished babes are your thing, you should give this one a try. The production quality is first-rate and the site has a big collection of fine young lovelies fucking.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
Blue Belle is the site of a beautiful, blue-eyed blonde babe. Sounds pretty generic, right? This one, though, really tries to draw in its audience with an approach that focuses on getting the consumer to interact with Belle. And after hearing this British chick talk for a few minutes, you’ll definitely want to get involved.
The Layout
BlueBelle has a nice layout that is easy to navigate. You can access all the major sections using the menu bar at the top of the screen. Her Twitter updates can be seen on the homepage and are next to the “What’s New” section that informs you of the latest additions to the website.
The Content
There are 39 videos to watch. In them, Belle addresses the audience directly and has a one-sided verbal exchange as she strips, plays with her giant boobs and masturbates. The movies come in Windows Media files that can be either streamed or downloaded. You will get some average-quality playback from them.
The 144 photo galleries contain the usual series of stripping, posing and glamour shots, but there is also some softcore lesbian, masturbation and fetish shoots. I also really liked the bonus pics she puts up. They appear to be candid snapshots from her day-to-day life.
You get to know a lot about Belle by going through the material on this site. She has a blog, a user forum, and live cam shows that are focused on getting the site users involved with the website and offers them a venue to interact with her in a fairly direct way. Her videos are conversational and she responds to viewer feedback. This chick is all about making her fans feel like a genuine part of what is going on.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Updates are happening every week or so. She offers desktop wallpaper, but there are no bonus sites. The most attractive thing on this site, other than Belle’s smokin’ hot body, is the way she talks dirty to her viewers. If you’re a sucker for British accents, this one will make you melt.
The Price
$19.99 – 30 days (recurring)
$29.99 – 30 days (non-recurring)
$55.00 – 90 days (non-recurring)
The Rating: 7/10
The Belle of this ball wants her fans to joing the party and, given the cheap price and her sexy voice, it’s something you should consider doing.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
The best thing about DVD sites is the sheer variety of porn you get. Every day, every mood swing and every coffee break can be a chance to explore a new niche or revisit an old one. Best DVDz is no exception.
The Layout
The look of BestDVDz is simple and clean. White background, DVD menu on the left, support menu at the top, main menu at the bottom and DVD cover pics. The content is organized by new releases, most downloaded, best rated, studio, genre and pornstar. There are also pornstar and DVD of the day suggestions.
There is a quick facts write-up that accompanies each movie. It will give you an overview of the kind of fucking that you will see, as well as information about studio, production year, duration, etc. Each movie is divided into multiple scenes and there are usually six vid caps on display that give you a glimpse of the action.
The Content
The site has over 960 DVDs and that means that there are more than 4,800 scenes. These come in a variety of formats and sizes. Windows Media, QuickTime, MPEG and iPod-compatible ones are all available. Most of them offer low, medium and high-quality versions of the files, which allow you to choose how much bandwidth you’re willing to spend on the scene. You may also choose to stream the movies instead. The DVD-quality MPEGs will give you stellar-looking playback, so they are a good place to start.
Since this is an online DVD shop, you will find almost anything you look for. Genres include amateur, BDSM, double anal, face sitting, bukkake, titty fucking, urine, pregnant, cum swapping, and so much more. You can also select videos based on your favourite performer. You’ll find porn legends such as Seka, Peter North, Christy Canyon and Ron Jeremy.
One recent addition to the website is the photo galleries section. There are 28 photo sets in total and while they do contain high-res pics, these are just enlarged vid caps that are often a bit blurry. Plus, sometimes the images are rotated and you’d have to download them to make them right-side up. If you need to do this with a lot of them, Zip files are available.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
One feature I really liked was the ability to customize the scene. If there are certain bits you want to leave out, like the striptease, you can put a check in the box of all the other clips. When you press play, every clip but the ones you didn’t check will play for you. Or you can just select the money shot sequence and watch it over and over and over.
The Price
$4.93 – 3 days (limited trial)
$23.93 – 30 days
$89.70 – 300 days
The Rating: 7/10
The selection here is impressive and updates are happening on a daily basis. It’s a one-stop smut shop that is reasonably priced, so it’s worth checking out.
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By Esmeralda Bruges
Written by: Esmeralda Bruges
Linda Lovelace, John Holmes, Christy Canyon, Rocco Siffredi and Little Oral Annie, these are just some of the legends of porn that you will find on X Rated Classics. This fucking takes place in a time when feathered hair and the porn moustache were common place. The color may be a little washed out, but the banging is bang on.
The Layout
XRatedClassics is easy to navigate and has a simple design. There is a menu bar at the top and the content is displayed below. The homepage has a keyword search box that allows you to seek out things within a particular category, such as hardcore, interracial and DP sex, to name a few.
The Content
There are 821 scenes and 111 DVD titles. You can download the full-length version of the DVD, individual scenes or clips. Windows Media is the format used and will give you some good-looking playback. Streaming is another option and you have two streams that differ in quality to choose from, so you can pick the one that best suits your Internet connection.
You’re going to see some real classics like “Deep Throat”, “Looking for Mr. Goodsex” and great scenes from ”The Golden Age of Porn” series. The sound isn’t always great in these movies, but that’s not uncommon in retro flicks. Neither are furry muffs, really round fake tits and big hair. Ah, the ’70s.
There are also 234 photo galleries to peruse that contain low-res pictures. Despite the fact that all the pics have roughly the same resolution, the clarity and sharpness of the images are variable. Obviously these older photos aren’t going to be as good looking as shots taken by modern cameras, but they do have a great nostalgic feel to them. Many of the galleries are full of vid caps, but there are also some genuine photos.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
There are seven bonus sites included with your membership, such as Seka Collection, Male Legends, Ginger Lynn Collection and Linda Lovelace Collection. This adds a lot of classic porn to your smut basket. Plus, there are video feeds and live cam shows you can tune into.
The standout feature on this site is the quality of the collection. The videos look good and there are many of them.
The Price
$3.95 – 2 days
$29.95 – 30 days
$39.95 – 60 days
$54.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
If you have the they-don’t-make-’em-like-they-used-to attitude about porn, then you will enjoy this walk down sex’s memory lane.
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