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Written by: Ms. VonDOOM
With a grand entrance into porn review, I find myself happy to report that my cherry was popped in good hands. Sybian Solos delivers exactly what the name implies. Chicks riding Sybians. If you are at all aroused by this idea, read on and decide whether this niche is for you.
The Layout
The main site was easy to navigate (great for one handed clicking) and I was able to get a good idea of their content just from the front page. The girls are displayed five per page. Plus, the link images offer an excellent view of what each video holds in store for you.
The Content
Upon first loading, this website actually put a smile on my face! As a member of the Premium Pass family, it does not disappoint. It offers 20 awesome, enthusiastic young ladies fucking themselves into oblivion. How can you go wrong? This site is obviously targeted towards men, with extended dildo fellatio and the obligatory pre-fucking strip tease. That said, these girls really looked like they were enjoying what they were doing. That’s reason enough to overlook the cheese.
Once you finally decide on a girl that tickles your fancy, you have a choice to go either the picture or video route. Both sections do not disappoint. Out of pure preference I’ll start with the video section:
Depending on your internet connection, you can go either High or Low Resolution. Once that decision has been made, there are a variety of ways to view your content. In both sections, the video is broken down into 4 smaller chunks, available in .mpg or .wav format. Or, if you feel like waiting it out, you can download the whole scene in either format as well.
The real gold was found under Low Resolution, where you can easily download any video in iPod and PSP format. That, my friends, is technology at its finest. There is also a video stills section, but why are you looking at those anyway?
The image section is also full of goodness, with ample shots of the girls getting themselves off. The images are only 720 x 480, but if you want to complain about size, GO WATCH A VIDEO. They are also available in an easy to download zip file.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Really, why have you not gone to sign up already? Premium Pass will meet your masturbation needs, time and time again. With access to over 100 sites for a measly thirty bucks a month, you will find excuses to masturbate more with this membership.
…is that even possible?
The Price
$29.95/30 days (or $59.95/90 days)
The Rating: 9/10
It delivers what it promises and does it in good taste. The girls were (mostly) very cute and genuine. Great porn.
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Written by: Wldfire
Hello again everyone! Today I have been given the chance to review the website of a sexy blonde legal teen named Deanna. Lets not waste anytime here and have a look inside and see what she has in store for us.
The Layout
Sexy Deanna’s main menu features links to the various sections of the website at the top of the page, featuring Pictures, Videos, Journal,Girlfriends, Web Chat, Extras and Webcam Shows.
Below that you will find the latest news on what has been changed/added to the site.
We then have sample pictures and quick links to the newest Pictures and Video updates on the website, the webcam schedule and pictures and links to her Girlfriend of the Week.
The Content
The Pictures section at the time of this review featured 82 different sets of images with between 42 to 105 images in each one. When you click on a set you like, the page will load and feature thumbnail images of each picture. With each photo you can simply click on it to load it in full size, or you can click on med below it and have a smaller version for those with slower connections.
The full sized pictures were 800×1200 and the mediums were 400×600 in resolution. You can view them one at a time, or download the whole set in a handy zip file. Each set also allows you to rate it at the bottom of the page, so be sure to vote so she knows what everyone likes and doesn’t.
What you will find here is the sexy Deanna in various outfits like schoolgirls, bra and panty sets, lingerie and some showing her and one of her sexy friends together. What you will not find is hardcore pictures, but that does not as the content is all very hot and sexy and will get your blood pumping for sure.
Next up on Sexy Deanna we have the Videos section and it has two sections to it. The first being the webcam show archive, with 3 recorded webcam shows and then the videos section with 52 different videos available to you right now. The videos feature the lovely Deanna in outfits like you will find in the pictures area here along with a few featuring a special friend with her. The videos are all in WMV format and vary in length from a few minutes to more. The quality of the videos picture and sound is pretty good also, making for some great viewing pleasure!
Deanna’s Journal is a regularly updated diary of what she has been up to, things going on with the site and about updates. I like the personal feel to these entries.
Her Girlfriends page features some of her girlfriends website content for you to check out. These girls are all smoking hot, and the content is from naughty to nice, so be sure to check this area out!
The last three areas include online webchat, some extra bonus galleries and her webcam show page with a calendar of when she is doing the shows. Please note that the webcam shows are hosted on a off site provider where you will need to make a free account, which will allow you limited viewing but for private shows it will cost you extra.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Members get access to her 100% original content, weekly picture and video sets, weekly live webcam shows, access to her personal journal and more!
The Price
$21.95 USD for 30 days then $19.95 USD recurring every 30 days.
The Rating: 8.5/10
The beautiful and Sexy Deanna has a nice site, with a good amount of original pictures and videos for her members including regular updates which is nice. I enjoyed the hotness of the pictures and videos and the various hot outfits she is in and out of. Why not have a look at her site, take the free tour and see for yourself what a hottie she is.
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written by: Wldfire
Hello my friends! It has been awhile since I wrote a website review here for Ms.Bitch, but I am back now thanks to my friend Tink, who sweet talked Ms.Bitch into bringing me back. Thanx! 
I am excited about my first review after along time, as its my favorite kind of site, one dealing with stockings and nylons, so lets not waste anymore time and get to the review.
The Layout
The layout here on Nylon Flow’s main page has all your links to content on this one page. From the top we have on the left hand side direct links to the other fine sites you get FREE access to with your membership here.
On the right hand side they show you some of the newest content available on the various websites. Under those it shows you a preview of what new video sets will be coming to Nylon Flow soon. I like that, as you can get an idea what to watch out for in the coming days.
Then we have the latest updates to the website, which all looked so yummy to me! Under that there they show you ALL the movies available to you as a paid member.
The Content
Well as you can tell from the site’s name, Nylon Flow, this website features beautiful women in stockings and nylons getting down and nasty with their special friends. The master list of movies available on the site features a still image taken from the movie, to give you and idea of what its about. Click on any of the images and it will pop up a page containing the still picture and a few different options. At the time of this review the site featured 37 different movies from around 10 minutes to 22 or so minutes in length.
Your first option is to view small thumbs taken from the movie in a separate window that pops up. These pictures are just thumbnails, showing various images from the movie. They give you a good idea of what’s inside, but really are not of any good size or quality worth saving.
Next we have the actual movie available in 4 different qualities. There is a small version in 32×240 in WMV format and there is an average version in 480×360 in WMV. The next two are the BIG version which is in 512×384 in WMV and finally the High Quality version in 512×384 MPG format. All of these different versions are great, of course with the HQ version being the largest in size on your screen and the clearest quality of them all.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
If you are a fan of stockings and nylons like I am, then this site would be a good place to check out better. Remember not only do they have some great movies with hot HOT women, and the content is original as far as I can tell. But let us not forget the extra bonus, of FULL access to 10 other smoking hot sites like Teens Adventure, Lesbians Guide, Fetish Puzzle,Funny Tranny and more, not a bad bang for your buck!
The Price
$29.95 for 30 days - re-bill at $29.95 every 30 days until cancelled
$59.95 for 90 days - Non-recurring.
The Rating: 9/10
I personally enjoyed the content on Nylon Flow, the girls were so sexy, they ALL were in stockings or nylons and getting down and nasty! What fan of this kind of content wouldn’t love that! So take a moment, click on a link and visit the site, have a look through their free tour and have a glimpse at what you will find inside.
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By Administrator
written by: Tink
The Layout
The layout at Geek Girls Online is lavender and feminine, which almost doesn’t fit with my idea of geeks and gaming. There are menus offering Updates, Forum, Links, Reviews of GGO, GeekGirls, GeekZine, Want to be a GeekGirl, the login section, a quick jump drop-down box to select the model you want to see, and a sneak peek at which model is coming soon.
The Content
There are all kinds of geeky girls here, like goth chicks, nerds with glasses, and some that look just like the girl next door. When you choose a model, you will be given links to her photo sets and a biography that includes geeky information like what type of computer setup she has, what her favorite anime is, and even what her favorite video game is. And I assure you, they all play video games.
The photo sets here are amateur in quality and feature amateur girls. They are shot in bedrooms and livingrooms with girls posing in front of their Star Wars posters or with their favorite board-style RPG. Images are not all that huge, but they are decent size. I like that they open up in a script window that offers fantastic navigation. Just click to get the next pic, or use the navigation links. And, you can just hit ESC to close the window.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
I really liked the GeekZine. In it, I found articles written about various geeky topics like how to bust into the RPG market. They also had reviews of video games, and then wrote about various sexual topics that seem to matter to geeks more than others, like polyamory. Why is it that so many geeks are polyamorous?
The Price
$2.95 - 3 day trial
$10.00 - one month
$85.00 - one year
The Rating: 9/10
I gave this site a high rating because I’m a geek at heart and really liked the site, AND because they have such a fantastic membership price. The geekzine is a really great touch, and the girls were truly geeks.
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Written by: Tink
My head is pounding as I write this and I think I will think twice before I spend an entire weekend partying again. There was a huge fetish party at the local gay bar, and Ms. Bitch insisted on everyone’s attendance. She’s got a real thing for having a community presence. My mother always told me not to let your boss see you drunk, and wow did I ever throw that one to the wind! I can’t even remember what happened.
So, I’m trying to take it easy and I’m going to review something easy… a free site! It isn’t often that you come across quality porn that’s free, so I wanted to tell you about a site called Vintage Seduction.
The Layout
This site is laid out with a blog-like format offering you a Daily Modern Temptation and Vintage Vixen, Daily Video Glamour, Sponsor of the Day, Site of the Week, and links and news.
Along the sidebar you’ll find links to Vintage Vixens from each decade ranging from the 1920s to the 1970s, plus the Victorian Era. There are also links to Retro Fantasies in various categories like Catfights, Strippers, Fetish, Miniskirts, Boobs, and so on. Further down are Forbidden Dreams like Heavenly Housewives, Naughty Nurses and more. Then there is the Modern Temptations section where you’ll find women of today who are just as seductive as the vintage lovelies found here.
The Content
Exploring the Vintage Vixens I was pleasantly surprised to find more than just great photos. The images here represent a fantastic collection of decent size, including images I haven’t seen before. I’m pretty sure the content is all provided by affiliate programs so it’s possible you’ve seen it if you are a HUGE retro porn customer.
The webmaster here has done better than just provide sections of photos but has also written about each decade and the prominent features of the times. It’s really neat to see the images and learn about what was going on politically, technically, or socially at the time.
In the Retro Fantasies section, images have been categorized so you can find the kind of photos that really turn you on, like Women and Cars, Miniskirts, Girl Love, Experienced Seductresses, and more. The images are all thumbnailed for easy viewing.
In Forbidden Dreams you’ll find housewives, maids, nurses, secretaries, and minxes. In the Modern Temptations section the webmaster presents models from various pornsites who are glamorous and classy like women from decades gone by. There are lots of free galleries here and plenty of seductive ladies.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The real WOW here is that the site is free. You’re getting a great collection of content without having to pay a dime.
The Price
FREE!
The Rating: 9/10
I really enjoyed this site. I loved that the content included commentary from the webmaster and that he has provided such a quality collection of content from various paysites.
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Written by: Tink
MaskTV is this site where you can submit your ultimate sexual fantasy, and if they approve your application and you pass the STD test, you can have it fulfilled by them! What an awesome idea!! I think I’m going to fill out a form for Ms. Bitch to have her fantasy of being tied up and spanked! *evil grin*
The Layout
Inside the members area you’ll be greeted by a LOT of menu options: XXX Movies, Next Updates, Galleries, Theme Movies, Clips Theatre, Featured Partners, Live Shows, Erotic Games, Erotic Stories, Merchandise, Toy Store, Pharmacy, Video On Demand, Buy DVDs, Forum Boards, Adult News, and Customer Support.
It reminds me of how pornsites were about ten years ago, when the member’s area offered you everything under the sun, but hardly any exclusive content. However, MaskTV does indeed have exclusive content in their movies section.
The Content
The exlusive content is found in the main members section if you scroll down, or you can click on XXX Movies. They greet you with two of the future updates to come, and then scrolling you’ll find existing movies.
There are lots of fantasies being fulfilled here like naughty nurses, stockings, rubdowns, threesomes, first time lesbian experiences, sex with strangers, detention, rub&tug, and more. Usually the participant who wrote in about their fantasy is wearing a mask, which is why the site is called MaskTV.
Each video is broken into parts: trailer, fantasy, behind-the-scenes, post-interview, and pre-interview. That way, you get to see all parts of the process that goes into the fantasy, along with the fantasy itself. All of the files are offered in WMV format and clicking on the link allows you to download the video and watch it on your computer. There are no alternative formats or streaming options.
The movie files here download very quickly but play at a smaller size than I would hope for, about 300 pixels wide. However, the image is very clear, the audio is perfect, and the action is what really matters. I found the action to be steamy and hot, with lots of really attractive models acting out on people’s fantasies.
Each movie also has a photo gallery and an opportunity to leave comments and rate the content. Some of the photos here are lower in quality but perhaps they are video stills.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
There are a LOT of extras here. Some of those are Theme Movies from partner sites like Ass2Mouth Queens, Creampie Virgin, MILF Banged, and Munch My Ass etc. Then in clips theatre you’ll find video clips in all sorts of niches like Amateur, Beach, BigTits, Models, Fetish, Blowjob, Bondage, Lesbian, Stockings, Livecams, Orgy, and on and on it goes. There are a tonne of erotic games and plenty of erotic stories. And there are more extras I haven’t listed.
The Price
$4.95 - 2 day trial
$29.95 - 30 day membership
$74.95 - 90 day membership
The Rating: 7/10
I think they could provide more video formats and more viewing options, such as high, medium and low bandwidth files. They do have a LOT of content, and the user submitted fantasies are very cool, unlike anywhere else, they are actually real.
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