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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
When twinks rule the stage, there’s no dull moment! Not a time gets wasted and there is nothing you can expect other than steamy smut that is sure to satisfy your urges for something fresh and hot. Sweetness with a kick of spice -that is what Lollipop Twinks is all about! They don’t have to prove they’re younger than 21. Their fresh gorgeous faces and their toned and tight bodies are proof enough!
The Layout
LollipopTwinks has recently changed their layout. I’m not sure though if they are planning to change it back since they have a poll asking members if they prefer the new layout or not. If you ask me, this setup is great because they were able to merge four of their twink sites together without making it look cluttered. They have a tab where you can choose to access contents coming from other sites in their network. You may view photos and videos according to date added, scene name, number of votes, overall view and your ratings. It’s easy to navigate around the site and the minimalist design makes it look clean, which is an A for me.
The Content
The site is relatively new so you shouldn’t expect a lot of content yet. But given that fact, they were still able to create a tempting collection that is strictly twink. Right now, they have a total of 35 videos which you can download in both WMV and MP4 formats. I had a problem with my connection today, so I was really surprised at how fast their videos streamed. When it came time to choose my first scene, I naturally went with the highest-rated, a video featuring the cute boys Cameron and Tori. I was not disappointed with their take on the classic “pizza delivery guy” scene, which contains torrid kissing, cock sucking and a lot of ass pumping.
Each video has a corresponding set of photos. You can preview them in the site and you can download them as a Zip file. I suggest that you do the latter though. The photos aren’t as impressive as the videos, since they are on the small side, but nevertheless, they are still quite enjoyable.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The photos and videos in Lollipop Twinks are exclusive and content is updated every six to 10 days. They also have a tab where you can find a list of their models with important information for each. If you fancy a particular twink, you can easily find all his scenes in the model page. There’s also this button that says “request more from this model,” which I assume is their way of knowing which models are the crowd favorites. You can also get full access to four bonus sites: Best Bareback, Beddable Boys, Gay Life Network and Teach Twinks.
The Price
$24.95- 30 days
$49.95- 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
Lollipop Twinks is still warming up and it shows a lot of promise, but the bonus sites are still its best asset.
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By Saffy Purcell
Written by: Saffy Purcell
Less talk and more hardcore fuck, that’s one of the best ways to describe Lovely Teen MOVs. It follows the pattern of your usual hardcore porn sites but the X factor that will get you extra turned on is the fact that that they feature pert, tight and fresh Eastern European cuties who looks like they couldn’t be older than 20-years-old! They sure engaged in smut early and as diligent porn hunters, you can take advantage of it for you deserve to get them fresh.
The Layout
Once you get inside LovelyTeenMOVs, you will be greeted with galleries that contain both a video and a couple of thumbs on the side. The site is attractive enough to match a page that caters to teen porn plus, it is idiot-proof. Meaning you can easily navigate around the site without much trouble at all even if you are not cyber-savvy.
The Content
When I mentioned “Less talk more hardcore fuck” in the beginning, I meant it. These chicks don’t need to speak in English because their moans and action do all the talking. In my vocabulary, this is synonymous to awesome! They have a total of 84 vids so far and all their flicks can be streamed or downloaded. You can get them anyway you want – they offer it in WMV, MP4 and iPhone-ready formats.
Upon entering the movie tab, the first thing that caught my attention was the orgy gallery featuring a hot redhead and a cute babe with long black hair. They were so hot they got me thinking what the studs did to deserve dipping their cocks in such delicious-looking slits. The site has a huge frenzy of lesbian action too, as well as solo scenes, straight fucking, toy insertions and a lot of hardcore ass fucking!
In the photo tab, you will find 62 sets of images containing more than a hundred photos each. All of them are of course, downloadable and you will enjoy the crisp quality of each photo that fall just a pixel short from being considered high-res. You can also save them in Zip files.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
They claim to have one of the best collection of teen videos in the Net. We really can’t back up the claim but having completely exclusive content that is updated daily are definitely things to applaud. They also have this Xtra portion where you will find a couple of average-quality bonus videos that you can stream and download to your hard drive.
The Price
$29.95/30 days
$59.95/90 days
The Rating: 7/10
Before, there seems to have been a problem with the update schedule but now they regularly have new stuff daily. With more hot teen models to watch, this site is certainly worth investing in.
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By Tuesday ONeill
Written by: Tuesday O’Neill
We all have dreams. Some of us want to be president. Others just want to see their family grow and thrive. But the truly noble dreamers are those who imagine a world where there are no asses left unfucked. You can check and see how their mission is going on Booty Breakers.
The Layout
With anal sites, I don’t care so much about how the site looks. For me, it’s all about how the assholes appear after they’ve been stretched wide by a hard shaft. So I didn’t mind that BootyBreakers wasn’t that exciting-looking of a site. With an easy-to-use menu of tabs up top, I could get to what I wanted- the anal sex – nice and easy.
The Content
I’m not sure what the lube budget was for this site, but it must have been astronomical. There are 29 videos, although it looks like there’s more since they’re all split up into four or so parts. That’s still a reasonable amount of rectal pounding. However, I would definitely like some higher quality when it comes to playback. These movies come as both MPEG and Windows Media files, but neither gives you better than average-looking playback.
There are also 29 photo sets. Some vid caps are thrown into this section as well, but they’re easy to spot because they’re labelled “video pics” and because they don’t look nearly as good as the crisp-looking snaps you get otherwise. They aren’t high-res, but you do get some convenient Zip files so you can download an entire set in one shot. The chicks are mostly black, but the odd white chick goes in for an ass adventure.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The content is completely exclusive and updates appear to be weekly, but since I haven’t noticed the collection growing I suspect they’ve been rotating out old stuff. Even if that’s happening, there are six bonus sites that bring you a growing collection of content.
The Price
$1.00 – 3 days
$24.99 – 30 days
The Rating: 7/10
I love the anal in the videos, but not the average-quality experience of watching them. With crisper-looking vids, this site would be a better deal for butt fans.
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By Tuesday ONeill
Written by: Tuesday O’Neill
I only like my ebony loving when it comes to me sized large. That’s why I like to check out Black Thick Girls and if you’ve also had enough of skinny sistahs, you might want to as well.
The Layout
BlackThickGirls isn’t the best-looking site I’ve ever checked out, but it gets the job done. There’s a menu tab up top that will take you to all of the movies and photos, as well as the bonus area. That’s a better bet than the main page, which has so many screen caps and links it’s tough to know just what’s going on.
The Content
There are 182 videos and they’re all, as far as I could tell, about ebony babes masturbating. Some of them just rubbed their big pussies with their fingers, while others threw naughty toys into the mix. The movies have to be watched as clips and they all come with two qualities of Windows Media files. The better one gives between average and excellent-quality playback, while MPEGs are also available for the older vids and the newer ones stream in Flash.
You can see even more hefty chicks in the 842 photo galleries. They newer sets have high-res pics and they can all be downloaded in handy Zip files. I really liked the variety of thick body types you get with the models. Some are definitely BBBWs (the extra “b” is for “black”) but others are just a little on the big boned side. It’s never right to get used to just one size of honey.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
All of the porn is exclusive and you get full access to six sites as a bonus. Not only do these bring you more hardcore porn, but they’ve also found even more chocolate hotties. That’s right, every single one of those sites has at least a couple of ebony babes.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$59.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
This site could use some more consistent video quality and a better site design, but if you don’t care how your black amateurs are served up, it’s worth a look.
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By Tuesday ONeill
Written by: Tuesday O’Neill
Some of my pathetic subs have told me that they used to jerk off to the lingerie section in the Sears catalogue. We’re even talking girdles, here. Somehow they tore themselves away from those fairly chaste pages to grow up. However, if Fucked Panties has been a product sold back then, I think they would still be masturbating in a bathroom somewhere.
The Layout
I can’t say I’m a big fan of the site design at FuckedPanties. It kind of reminds me of an old Geo Cities page, with the starry sky on the sides and clashing color scheme. I’m as big as a retro fan as anyone, but this is a little much. Furthermore, all of the content is kind of just laid out on the main page. That equals a lot of scrolling, although there is a menu bar on top for the bonus areas.
The Content
You might have thought you had to make a choice at some point between panty porn and hardcore fucking. If a cock is supposed to get in at that tight pussy, those undies have got to come off, right? Well, that’s not the case here. They just rip a slit or push their panties aside, leaving the little bits of silk and satin on even while getting pounded.
I like getting to have my cake and eat it too, or in this scenario, getting to dress my cooter up and fuck it. So, naturally, I was happy to get 178 videos, once I counted up the short and long vids behind each screen cap as well as all the stuff in the “Touch My Panties” section. I was a little less pleased to only get good-looking playback instead of the HD that was offered. The movies were certainly large enough, but the bitrate just wasn’t quite there.
Each movie comes with a set of pics, giving you a total of 178 image galleries. The photos look nice, although they’re not very generously sized. There were so many pictures, in fact, that I could have really used a Zip file of them all.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The content is completely exclusive and you get some bonus vids and more than 13 extra sites to enjoy. Some of the niches covered by those include leashed hotties and crazy catfights.
The Price
$14.95 – 3 day trial
$29.95 – 30 days
The Rating: 7/10
A better site design would be appreciated, but if you like seeing panties get creamed, you might as well dig in.
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By Tuesday ONeill
Written by: Tuesday O’Neill
I thought back to my days as a bitch-in-training when I heard of Best Bareback, because I was signed up for riding lessons then as part of my mother’s attempts to turn me into a refined lady. Then I realized the site was all about unprotected anal sex between two hot and horny studs and I was glad, because that has more to do with how I turned out anyway.
The Layout
Sign on to BestBareback and you’ll be sent to a subsection of the great Stand Ahead network. There’s no surfing around to find the right link and if you ever want to try out one of the other sites, there’s a dropdown menu right on top. The design is simple and it’s easy to find all the content and get a preview of the action with all the thumbnails they give you.
The Content
There are 47 videos that will give you a taste of what the best bareback can look like. They can be streamed in Flash or downloaded as Windows Media files. You can also grab a portable format to take with you if you go travelling. The talent here runs towards the smooth and hairless type, the studs who look extra tasty when they’re bent over and taking some cock up their tight holes.
One of my preferred scenes had two jock types named Belaras and Max working out. They only thing is, all the stretching was coming from Belaras’ asshole and Max wasn’t pumping iron, but his pecker in and out of Beleras’ rump. Apparently this scene gets its special heat from the fact that Belaras is usually a top. I was so excited I had to check the photos out too, one of the 47 photo sets you get on the site. I could download the whole gallery in a Zip file and found the action just as hot in the high-res pics.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The last update came over four months ago and there doesn’t seem to be any plans to start adding smut again. At least the other sites in the network, with names like Beddable Boys and Teach Twinks, are still adding new stuff regularly and showcase the same kind of guys.
The Price
$1.00 – 3 days trial
$28.44 – 30 days
$54.21 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
It’s too bad the site has stopped updating, because what’s on there now looks amazing and it would be great to get more of it. However, even if there’s never another stud who takes his saddle off and goes bareback, it’s at least worth joining for the bonus network.
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By Tuesday ONeill
Written by: Tuesday O’Neill
Sorry folks, I don’t care how much you might like the Sound of Music. The question you shouldn’t be asking yourselves is how to solve a problem like Maria. It’s how to Teach Twinks. With their smooth skin, almost hairless bods and begging lips, you want to make sure they develop a passion for learning that will stay with them all their days.
The Layout
TeachTwinks is very easy to navigate. The episodes are previewed with thumbnails and a little write up. Just click on them to find the videos and the photos that come with each update. If you want to get to other sites in the network, that’s easy to do too. Just go to the drop down menu on top and find the site you would like.
The Content
There are currently 25 lessons on this site. From some intensive coaching on every move in the anal playbook in a locker room to drama teacher seduction, this site never forgets its theme. However, I would have taken the lesson aspect more seriously if the teachers didn’t look so twinky themselves, but maybe that just helps them relate.
The videos look spectacular and can be downloaded as full Windows Media files or streamed in Flash. Each lesson comes with a photo set, so you’ll get 25 picture galleries as well. The photos are high-res and you have the option of getting whole galleries in handy Zip files.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Full access to three bonus sites comes with your membership and none of the boys you’ll see in there look any older than these sexy students. You can explore them while you wait for updates. This site had regular weekly updates for a while, but now it’s been over two months since the last lesson.
The Price
$1.95 – 3 day trial
$4.95 – 7 day trial
$24.95 – 30 days
$49.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
The recent slowdown in updates is a shame, because the gay classes found here are scorching and look spectacular. This site will have to get back to growing before I can give it an A+.
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By Tuesday ONeill
Written by: Tuesday O’Neill
I do love a twink. Sure, they wouldn’t respond to my womanly and rubber-suited ways, but I can appreciate gazing on their smooth bods and tender cocks. There are times though when I want a little more action from my lads and that’s where Teen Boys Hardcore comes in.
The Layout
TeenBoysHardcore doesn’t look quite as handsome as its studs, but it is pretty simple to use. Every solo dude or couple has their own screenshot and clicking on it brings you to all their associated content. There’s also a menu bar on top for all the non-porn areas of the site, from news to bonuses.
The Content
All of the boys found here seem to either be Eastern European hunks or South American studs. That means you’ll get loads of smooth and tan bods to lust over, as well as some nicely-sized cocks. However, these teen boys aren’t all hardcore. Although there’s plenty of fucking, there are just as many solo scenes of these teens jacking themselves off solo to a sticky finish. I even saw one photo set that just had a lad posing without even getting his pecker hard.
However, when the anal sex comes it cums hard. There are 45 videos to download as Windows Media files. They look amazing, although a format to stream would be nice as well. You also get 29 photo sets complete with high-res pics that turn every twink into a pin-up and can be downloaded in Zip files. I really liked starring Ezequel and Javier. Even the rubbers they were wearing couldn’t get in the way of the raw passion these two dudes felt for each other.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The content on this site is exclusive and it comes with access to bonus gay feeds and four other sites, that do bring you more teen lads, but only in straight action.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$59.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
This site has amazing-quality content as well as some truly delicious boys, but it really needs more of both to be worth joining.
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By Tuesday ONeill
Written by: Tuesday O’Neill
I must confess, I’ve never been that interested in reality shows. From Survivor to The Bachelor, they bore me all. However, if some clever network started broadcasting Reality XXX Show, I would definitely tune in. Why? Because it stars a bunch of hot Russian couples fucking in amateur porn.
The Layout
Getting around RealityXXXShow isn’t any more difficult than reading the listings in TV Guide. Actually, much like their tables of broadcast schedules, it’s garishly colored and sometimes hard to look at, but useful. All of the smut is on the main page and organized by couple, while buttons will take you to the bonus areas of the site.
The Content
Currently, 29 couples and singletons have offered their bodies for the camera. They haven’t all produced the same amount of content. Some only have one video or photo set, while other horny pairs have hopped into the sack for Reality XXX Show on multiple occasions. In total you get 49 movies and 56 image galleries. The photos are high-res and there’s a handy Zip file option.
You can’t stream the vids, but you can download them as high-def Windows Media files. There’s no full-length option, but the three or so clips usually add up to a scene of decent length and indecent heat. I checked out one scene that had a brunette hottie and her man fucking in the kitchen. He bent her right over the kitchen table and fucked her perfect ass doggy style. I found the ending a little abrupt since it came sans cum shot, but it was just the sort of thing I imagined a real couple doing to pass the time.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
On the plus side, all of the content is exclusive, but on the minus side the site updates pretty slowly. The last new photo set arrived about two months ago. If another two months go by before new smut, at least you can entertain yourself with one of the four bonus sites. They tend to feature other hotties in the nubile age range.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$59.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
With slow updates and a fairly small collection, you might just want to check out this show briefly before channel surfing away.
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By Tuesday ONeill
Written by: Tuesday O’Neill
I was once worried, before I discovered the power of the rubber suit and the force of a strap-on, of becoming a crazy cat lady. I thought no one would respect a woman who lived with a houseful of cats. On the other hand, I have a feeling people would more than respect you if you lived surrounded by these 8teen Kitties. In fact, I think they would be incredibly jealous, since the pussies in question belong to gorgeous, young Euro babes.
The Layout
Fortunately, you won’t feel like a cat batting a ball of string when it comes to getting around 8teenKitties. This site might not be the best-looking one you’ve ever seen, with its clashing colors, but all of the sections are easy to find. There’s one for photos and one for videos, all laid out gallery-style with preview pics, as well as a model index.
The Content
Pounce on any one of the 42 movies and you won’t be disappointed. Their sexy, nubile stars must be some of the best-looking teens around and whoever discovered them in every corner of Russia deserves a medal of some kind. The playback on these vids doesn’t let the girls down, either. You can download them all as amazing-looking Windows Media files, although not in full-length files. You’ll have to take these cuties clip-by-clip, but at least that means you won’t overdose on them. The action covers everything from solo to lesbian to hardcore.
The 60 photo sets are also well worth checking out. They contain high-res shots and can be viewed online in a slideshow or downloaded in full as handy Zip files. Just like the flicks, these pics show every kind of teenaged temptation imaginable, including some surprisingly mature dick sucking. Guess that’s one topic they can skip in school.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
All the content is exclusive, which is great, but it can be pretty slow to update. The most recent photo set was added almost a month ago and it’s been even longer since the last video. Fortunately, you’ll have some other pussies to pet in the mean time, with four bonus sites including another one dedicated to luscious nubile loving.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$59.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 8/10
This site should get you purring, although you might get bored after a month if they don’t speed up the updates.
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By Tuesday ONeill
Written by: Tuesday O’Neill
The older ladies at Matures Under Boys have the right idea. They’re still going after the young cock even though they’re getting up there in years. But hey, why settle for flaccid dicks and wrinkly men’s asses when you can get them rock-hard and fresh?
The Layout
If you want a well-aged women, you always know to check under the nearest hot stud. Finding porn on MaturesUnderBoys is just as easy, with clear sections for vids and pics and other links to the bonus content and support. I do wish they had put more than three scenes or photo sets on each page though, because there is a lot of clicking back and forth.
The Content
Considering how well these older ladies can suck cock and ride rod, I was surprised that there are only 25 videos on the site. You would think all the young men around would be lining up to get a piece of that and the cameras would be constantly rolling. In any event, they’re all in some foreign language, but at least they’ve put up subtitles. However, they haven’t put up any downloads. These movies can only be streamed in Flash, but at least there’s a version that looks superb.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
You get some bonus videos and pics, although they’re of pretty low quality. The best extras are the bonus sites, which include two sissy sites and one devoted to mature lesbian action.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$44.95 – 60 days
$59.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 6/10
If you like seeing older ladies get smutty, you’ll love the action, but paying a regular price for a small collection and no downloadable videos might seem like a bit much.
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By Tuesday ONeill
Written by: Tuesday O’Neill
My Sissy Boyfriend loved to steal my clothes and wear them with a wig. I had to constantly discipline him for these infractions, as much for never quite removing the five o’clock shadow as for rooting around in my closest. I did have to break up with him eventually – I couldn’t take another pair of pantyhose being stretched out – but I can at least check out this site whenever I’m feeling nostalgic.
The Layout
Just like an actual sissy boyfriend, MySissyBoyfriend is easy to use. The two kinds of content, photos and videos, are divided into separate sections. The most recent additions can be viewed all at once in the updates. Then there are two bonus sections. With a line of buttons on top, it’s easy to jump from section to section, although only putting three movies or photo galleries on each page means you’ll be doing a lot of clicking.
The Content
There are 28 videos, that usually follow the same general storylines. Either a babe already has a dude under her control and she can sissify him, or she runs into a crossdresser who needs to put into his place. Once the set-up is established, it’s straight to strap-on city as the skirts get flipped up and the hairy male butts get pounded by rubber cock.
These dudes might be feminized, but they’re not feminine. They look a little bit like they’re part of a Monty Python sketch. The mustaches become even more noticeable with the great-looking playback you get off these streaming Flash videos. You have a choice of two slower speeds as well, but sadly no downloads.
Every video comes with screenshots, but for true pics you can head to the photo section. There you’ll find 16 image galleries. They’re high-res and can be saved in a Zip file.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
Not only is this stuff all exclusive, you can tell they put a lot of thought into producing it. The content is high-quality and definitely targets the right niche. You also get some extra pics and vids, along with three bonus sites. Two of them are mature, but one of them follows the sissy theme.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$44.95 – 60 days
$59.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 6/10
The two things hurting this site right now are the fairly small collection and lack of downloadable videos. I suppose if one of those two things ever changed, I would convince you to give them another chance… but only if these sissy lads begged for it.
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By Tuesday ONeill
Written by: Tuesday O’Neill
Is there any joy sweeter than 18 Teeny Joy? Seriously, like the summer berries or infomercial gifts with purchases, it’s the kind of ecstasy that has an expiry date, so you better shop now.
The Layout
18TeenyJoy’s layout is a little busy, but has the same kind of bright colors you would expect to see on a high school babe’s binder. On the home page, recent network updates are highlighted and there are buttons for all the other areas, including separate ones for photos and videos as well as a model database. Now you don’t have to waste time looking at other chicks when you just right to zoom straight to your favorite.
The Content
Usually, its hard to quantify a feeling like joy. How do you measure it? By degrees, I would have though, but this site would disagree. Instead, they count the joy as videos, giving you 37 movies with of unbridled teenage happiness. The quality should put a smile on your face as well, since these flicks are high-def, although you might frown a bit at the fact that there are no full-length downloads.
There’s even more nubile ass to be found in the 100 photo sets. These contain high-res pics of tight pussies getting filled with toys and can be downloaded in handy Zip files. I found at least one blowjob scene in the vids of a tender teenie sucking off a beer-bellied dude, but the photos appeared to generally be softcore.
The WOW Factor and Bonuses
The content is completely exclusive and updates every five to 10 days. You also get bonus access to four sites, including some more teen girl sites and one devoted to tender young hunks.
The Price
$29.95 – 30 days
$59.95 – 90 days
The Rating: 7/10
This site might not be large enough to make you ecstatic, but it if you’re after hot, horny teens you’ll at least be happy with the collection.
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