PamPorn

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written by: Ms. Bitch

Well it seems nothing gets done around here unless you do it yourself, so today I thought I’d sit down and try writing up a review. My little writers seem to have gone galavanting off on their own projects of late, so it’s just me in the office, with nobody to whip.

I’m going to review a site called PamPorn that offers you “all the political and celebrity sex tape scandals for over a decade”. We’ll see about that PamPorn!

The Layout

Matching the amateur design of the outside, the member’s area has a very simple, yet somewhat confusing layout. Had I less experience with porn sites, I would have gotten lost clicking on live cams and such that appear to be third party content, or advertisements even, that will take you away to other sites and try to upsell you, meaning spending more money for porn.

If you scroll past all that though, you’ll find a HUGE link that says “Download the Celebrity Sex Tapes”. There are also links for pics of nude celebrities, and a nude celebrity database.

Scroll more, I dare you, and you’ll find all kinds of links to things like male celebrity dick sizes, Paris Hilton’s camel toe, a glossary of perversion, sex games, ebooks, more links to celebrity sex scenes, video feeds, and some hentai.

The Content

Alright, so I covered some of the content in the layout there. Basically this site is a weird collection of a tonne of porn, photos, and odds and ends. There are all kinds of bonus bits added in with some funny photos, ebooks, videos, and stuff. You’ll see what I mean.

If you click on the “Download the Celebrity Sex Tapes” link, you’ll get what you came here for. This page is the same one you saw on the tour that outlines the different scandals and sex tapes that are on offer. There is the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee tape, Lindsay Lohan, Jordan Katie Price, Britney Spears and K-Fed, Chu Mei-Feng, and on and on and on it goes. I assume you can read the tour and find out what all is in here.

Alright, so I clicked on a tonne of these vids and found that they are indeed there, and they download FAST. Some of the videos are just very tiny clips and some of them are what I would call a full length porn vid.

As the site explains, some of them are not necessarily confirmed to be who they claim to be of, and some of the clips are just good fakes. However, there is quite a bit of real content here, so you won’t be disappointed.

Then there is the celebrity photo archive. Clicking you will be taken to a huge index sorted alphabetically. Clicking on a letter takes you to a list of celebrities and you just pick the one you want. I have to admit, I haven’t heard of over half these names, but that’s because there are simply SO MANY celebrities. These photos are mostly scans taken from various sources, I’m assuming mostly magazines and such. There are headshots, non-nudes, and nudes. Some of the nudes really are just racey pics in sexy clothing like bikinis or tiny underwear.

As I mentioned, there is a tonne of other content here and you will be kept quite busy if you spend some time clicking around and checking it all out.

The WOW Factor and Bonuses

I guess the wow factor here is that it’s a decent collection of tapes including a lot of scandals that you may not have even heard of before, including political sex scandals from other countries, and famous models and popstars from other places too.

There is quite a bit of bonus content here, but you do have to recognize that some of it just links to third party content such as on demand video, where you will have to pay more if you actually want to see anything.

The Price

$39.95 – one month recurring

The Rating: 7/10

If you REALLY love celebrities and would enjoy the HUGE photo collection, and you LOVE getting the dirt and gossip by watching the so called sex tapes, then you are going to dig this site. But if you’re hoping for amazing hardcore porn with lots of detail, closeups, and nudity, you may be a tad disappointed. That’s the nature of celebrity sex tapes and nude pics though, they tend to be grainy, short, and perhaps shot through some bushes!

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